I'm so livid with Apple customer support right now I think I might actually cry. SORRY THIS ISNT FUNNY.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
13 hours, 55 minutes agoView original
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So Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are asking for an AIDS package? You'd think, if anything, they would have a surplus of that kind of thing.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
14 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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I like the Mint iPhone app just enough to figure out what the hell Mint actually does.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
16 hours, 36 minutes agoView original
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IT'S LIKE I'M TALKING TO THE FUTURE!
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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I post a tweet, and it doesn't actually show up for another hour. Twitter must be taking their scaling tips from AT&T's text message people.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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Ooooh hot damn a whole $8 off the new iWork with my education discount! Apple you treat me like a king!
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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I wish I was half as mature as the fucktards who ruined the macrumorslive.com feed.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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You know you're having a bad day when you find yourself saying “I hope that's vomit I just touched.”
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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While it may sort of LOOK and SMELL like candy, it is important to note that Xcelerate Institutional Floor Cleaner does not TASTE like candy
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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IDEA: A warning next to the "older" button when the next page of tweets are all ones you've already read. OCD me would appreciate this.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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And in case you hadn't already figured it out, my new year's resolution was to sound 100% less sexy on twitter than last year.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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What's really scary is the fact that at some point recently I was totally gung-ho about the idea of a drawer dedicated to dusty paper clips.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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It smells like pee over here and I'm too lazy to figure out if it's me or the thing we're having for dinner.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
3 days, 11 hours agoView original
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“Organized Clusterfuck” is the phrase that usually comes to mind when visiting the local Apple Store.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
5 days, 16 hours agoView original
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UGH JONASBROTHERSROLLED AGAIN! FUCK YOU TOO ABC!
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
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It still counts as aged cheddar if it's been sitting in the pantry for a year, right? And how much fuzzy mold do I need for optimal flavor?
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
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I'm suddenly very concerned that all those people on AIM that I never talk to are going to be worried about me being offline for so long.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Note to future self: do not be alarmed about the blood smeared all over the box of spare A/V cables.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Finally getting around to rearranging all the stuff on my desk. See also: deck chairs/Titanic.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Do the children across the street like their presents? Initial exit screams are trending toward yes.
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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