Little girl upon our arrival in Aruba from JFK: "Mommy, are we in New Jersey now?"
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We leave for Aruba tomorrow! I haven't even started packing yet, and I already know I'm bringing too many shoes.
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Did anyone ever question whether, given her speech pattern tendencies, the Alaska governor's last name is actually Paling?
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New York's Fresh 102.7 is currently counting down the 100 top songs of the past decade, proving they really have no clue what "fresh" means.
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I've got a good feeling about 2009. I think it may be the year my mother finally stops signing each IM "Love, Mom."
echuckles (Elizabeth Chuck) from puppies! kittens! awkwardness!
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That "born with a silver spoon in his mouth" idiom raises far more questions about the miracle of birth than I want to know the answers to.
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Just threw out a perfectly fine pair of tights due to an undeniable intuition that a rip was imminent. Bush Doctrine, stocking-style.
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I know three couples who got engaged in the past week! That's three men who liked it, so they put a ring on it.
echuckles (Elizabeth Chuck) from puppies! kittens! awkwardness!
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So it turns out yogurt + hot chocolate packet does not even come close to equaling pudding.
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You know, America, my gums had some recession way before you did. So THERE.
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"Women drivers, no survivors!" joked a party guest as I assumed designated driver role and took the wheel in Manhattan for the first time.
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The good news: My skinny jeans fit again! The bad news: So does my skinny *bra.* Sigh. You lose some, you lose some.
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Just tore my place apart looking for my brown hoodie until a curious thought crossed my mind: Do I even *own* a brown hoodie?
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I am so over profundity.
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I devour New York Magazine like it's a major food group. A delicious, literary food group.
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Doorbell rings. My dad says "Maybe it's Santa." He doesn't know I'm awake, so this comment was purely for our dog's entertainment.
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Recession solution: When you utter the phrase "these tough economic times," you have to pay the government. And... take a shot or something.
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Well, that was a creative conversation starter, stranger in the gym locker room who commented on the size *and* shape of a bruise I have.
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Finding long lost treasures in my childhood bedroom. First-ever received love letter states "You are an excellent handwarmer!"
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Overheard: "There's always that fresh-out-of-the-closet gay guy who moves to New York and latches on to you at parties."
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