The Music 2.0 panel at CES is lousy with Vans.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
22 hours, 58 minutes agoView original
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I had to buy a navy blue sweatshirt at a Banana Republic. In the Venetian. In Vegas. This is real-life, absolute, 100% full fucking retard.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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Clean lines, leather furniture, penis art. Our living room is like an analyst's office. And I'm lying here on the couch asking myself, Why?
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
2 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Lazyweb: Does anyone have a thousand tiny band-aids?
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Watched Man on Wire last night & came to the conclusion that my personal limit for heights-defying will be watching Man on Wire last night.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
3 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Him: "So the computer says a #3 razor for the back and sides, along with the schnauzer face?" Me: "Uh, I guess." I got my hair cut today.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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The 2yo Dude's begun pointing out "snow-bo-meals," which would be crazy cute if that weren't precisely my drunken pronunciation of the word.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
4 days, 13 hours agoView original
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AMIRITE? See what I did there? Is that something? Pick any 3. Then add something witty and put them in order for me. Please?
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
5 days, 23 hours agoView original
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You know when Omar from The Wire went to jail & had to create armor from magazines? I'm doing that now. With the internet. And my emotions.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
6 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Over the last several weeks, I've been experiencing either insomnia or amnesia - I can't remember which. Maybe I'm overtired.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
6 days, 13 hours agoView original
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This run of languorous vacation days is perfect practice for a post-layoff life. Except w/o the crushing shame. And with less B.O. Slightly.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
6 days, 14 hours agoView original
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9 years ago today my buddy got pants-shitting drunk. Today he's an upstanding citizen known primarily for having shit his pants 9 years ago.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
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The hole where my liver used to be is getting thirsty!
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
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"You're glib, Funyon."
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
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Whoever coined "Beer before liquor, never been sicker" probably hasn't tried "Prune juice before Kefir." Or so I hear. From my plumber.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
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I just accidentally got pumped up by a Linkin Park song while working out. We will never speak of this again. Ever.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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How often does Matt Lauer's wife tell him "You're glib," just for kicks? Must be 10X the # my wife says it to me, so maybe low 100s weekly?
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I'm the only one to have bought into this whole LIVEBALD yellow rubber headband thing then?
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Holy shit, I really felt the burn on the exercycle this afternoon. Those things need ashtrays.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Funyons.
ed_x (Josh) from St. Paul
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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