You're not seriously going to tell me that there's no listing for chicken soup delivery in Craigslist's Erotic Services.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
1 hour, 50 minutes agoView original
I gained 5 lbs. Your boy's gettin' fat, yo.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
Just reading the personal website of this guy who beat the living shit out of me in elementary school. Just "his little corner of the web."
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
Finally watching the BSG webisodes. Lietenant Gaeta... Gaeta... Gayta. Oh, I see what you did there.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
Pleased to report that my neglected hair is progressing from "Appalachian Latchkey Kid" to "Eurotrash Mullet" quite nicely.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
Hey gang, @franktheguy and I have a new episode up just in time for your morning commute: http://www.frankanderik.com
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
@franktheguy and I have tickets to see the Pens vs Rangers tomorrow. Hope I catch a puck like Christian Slater in that babboon heart movie.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
3 days, 19 hours agoView original
Watching Cops. Dude got busted for trying to buy some $15 straight sex from a prostitute in a Scottie Pippen t-shirt. I miss the 90's.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
4 days, 2 hours agoView original
This Tyler Perry guy just knocks it out of the park every goddamn time.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
5 days, 15 hours agoView original
Only thing funnier than the tone-deaf singer on the subway ride home was the guy who went apeshit on him after he began his third number.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
5 days, 17 hours agoView original
Finally out of bed. Despite the resulting dehydration and heavy bruising, I have to say, that was some New Year's Eve.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
6 days, 19 hours agoView original
Anybody else droppin' a pin to figure out where the hell they are right now?
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
Two thousand naughty nine, you fucks!
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
4... 3... 2... How tall are you? SERIOUSLY!?!
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
I was devastated when I heard my recorded voice the other day. I could never carry the bottom end on a Boyz II Men track. What's left?
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
I drink beers like that dog eats burritos. You know what I'm talking about, internet.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
Alright, everyone settle down. Daddy's drinkin'.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
This show about bedbugs is not making me freak out at all. Also, I do have New Year's Eve plans. I'm building a sheet metal box to sleep in.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
Big ups to everyone on the subway who didn't brush their teeth this morning. Animals.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
1 week, 1 day agoView original
Someone stole my protein shaker. What is this world coming to? It's like a dude can't just get totally buff as shit in his cubicle anymore.
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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