The good thing about sleeping all day is that you might dream about shaving and/or joining the Army.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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If you're wondering where I've been, you needn't ask; push your friends away, begin loathing yourself, and feel real lonely. (Now you know.)
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
4 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Itchy eyeball, what doth thou want from me?
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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This snow is for the birds. Dead, frozen ones.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Everyone: Stop saying "foodie". Assholes.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Half of me wants to hang myself, the other wants to join Greenpeace. The 3rd half of me needs all of me to stop worrying about everything.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
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I kinda miss the East Coast. Maybe I should have moved to Baltimore.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
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I got confused and thought my food stamp appointment was today instead of tomorrow. Why? Because I'm malnourished, dummy!
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
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Oh well. Back to quietly ranting to myself about the ridiculously high price of apple cider in this, an apple-producing state.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Ah, "Work @ Home Job Position". I wonder if they pay with money cash bank checks for depositing.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Too weird to fit in, not weird enough to be a misfit.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Oooh. Threatening notice from the landlords. This is getting funner by the day.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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