Saw Milk this weekend. Not bad, but I liked it a lot better the first time when it was called Rudy.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
14 hours, 48 minutes agoView original
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Nothing says "thing are not going well in my life right now" quite like seeing a roll of paper towels above the toilet.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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I can't wait to write my own book so I can give it to everyone for every single holiday. Your son is getting baptized? I have a perfect gift
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
6 days, 12 hours agoView original
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I would enjoy hanging out with 2009 a lot more if she didn't keep asking to smell my dick.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
6 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Mtv's engaged and underage should be called "True Life: I'm making a huge mistake"
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
6 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Lesson I just learned the hard way #73: there's a screen on this window.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
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If you think I'm not going to regift this $5 bottle of vodka and bring it to your party tonight you, my friend, are in for a treat!
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
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Cleaning my apartment before my Dad gets here so he doesn't think I'm squatting.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I almost said I have too much nutella in my apartment but stopped myself realizing I would be saying something foolish.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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So far my family is 0-2 with getting my birthday right. Family!
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Adding "growing a beard" to the list of simple things I should be able to do but cannot.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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My dad just made a ren and stimpy reference. Nobody got it.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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I got a bizarre pleasure out of watching my family get up to was their hands after opening my newspaper wrapped gifts.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Apparently I'm giving the "hey large man, plop your large ass next to mine & keep moving your leg closer to mine until I freakout" look.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Alert! We have a small child experimenting with ringtones on the bus! I repeat....!
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Trying to give my best "if you sit next to me on this bus we're both going to be unhappy" face.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Can't a guy go into a manhattan diner at 630am on Christmas morning to wrap gifts in newspaper without getting the stink eye? Christ!
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Hey guys, millionare matchmaker is back for season 2. If you need me my head will be in the oven.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
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I'm thinking of getting back to my roots tonight by watching some long-format pornography.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
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I'm starting to doubt the effectiveness of drinking and lifting weights as a stress reliever.
franktheguy from Jersey City, NJ
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