Sore throat status hopped right over "serious strep problem" and landed on Bubonic plague.
garysucks (Gary) from Pittsburgh
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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I only have probably a 4 day window to start my Marilyn Manson cover band before this strep goes away.
garysucks (Gary) from Pittsburgh
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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My mom bought me a keg for Christmas. Take note of this day for the "rock bottom moment" in my E! True Hollywood story.
garysucks (Gary) from Pittsburgh
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The only thing worse than seeing people from high school at your home town bar is... actually, I think that's it.
garysucks (Gary) from Pittsburgh
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Slowly realizing I have nothing good to say on twitter unless I'm in the 0.2-0.3% BAC range. And even then it's questionable.
garysucks (Gary) from Pittsburgh
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Just spent $87 on DVDs at a bar via amazon mobile because my roommate misquoted something. This is why I can't have nice things.
garysucks (Gary) from Pittsburgh
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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