Now that Obama has been promoted to President, when is he going to shave his head and grow a goatee?
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
16 hours, 27 minutes agoView original
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Flash Gordon is a great sexuality barometer for a kid.
Aura or Dale turn you on? Straight.
Flash? Barron? Gay.
Kala? BDSM.
Clytus? Uh...
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
17 hours, 41 minutes agoView original
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Apparently our economy is down in a hole, but whether it is losing its soul has yet to be determined.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
17 hours, 47 minutes agoView original
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Peyton Manning won MVP? NFL must have changed the acronym to mean "Most Viewed Player."
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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Serious Pro Tip: Due to the 10MB restriction over 3G, downloading an album at a discount will most likely require a Wi-Fi connection.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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"To celebrate the broadening of iTunes Music Store, here is Tony Bennett, a man who will outlive Steve Jobs. No! Wait! I didn't--"
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Introducing the MacBook Pro 17". To compensate for the lack of removable battery, we've added a 3.5" floppy drive. You're welcome.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Introducing iWork.com. Site ensures that the career-ending barb you meant for the browser tab containing Twitter.com goes there instead.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Introducing Numbers '09. We gave up. It's Excel 2008 with a fancier icon.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Introducing BasementBand '09. Same as GarageBand '09, but randomly adds foot stomping and shouts of, "Keep it down down there!"
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Introducing iFart '09. Farting. On your desktop. The future is here, ladies and gentlemen. The future of farting on your desktop, that is.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Introducing iMovie '09. We're really really fucking sorry about iMovie '08. We were on drugs at the time.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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I'll fill in for the temporarily down MacRumors.
Introducing iShamWow '15 -- an app so revolutionary we set it in the future!
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Phil Schiller has already made a splash by delivering the first pantsless Keynote.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Why try so hard @JBRabin? A Hooker Double Feature can be accomplished by randomly picking any two films made in the 1990s.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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if (Rightsholders::Yoko_Ono.isDead())
{
iTunesStore->MusicCatalogue->add(Collection::Beatles);
}
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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Sometimes I wish I lived on Darwin IV, just so I could look out my office window and see an Emperor Sea Strider walking on Lake Michigan.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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Odd. I would have expected fake Twitter.com's failwhale to be blue.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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When one of my tweets hits Favrd, if @seanhussey doesn't favr that tweet, I feel like I didn't try hard enough.
(Or he has more of a life.)
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Only an industry driven by monastic workaholic nerds would schedule major product showcases just after the holiday season.
giromide (Derek Giromini) from Arlington Heights, Illinois
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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