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glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
18 hours, 46 minutes agoView original
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Just dutch ovened myself so hard that The Airborne Toxic Event surrendered the copyrights.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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Thank you guys for the favrd and hello new followers!
I guess I'll tweet my domestic fuck-ups that end in violence more often.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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Pro Tip: If she says, "Do an impression of me!" DON'T DO AN IMPRESSION OF HER.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 day, 10 hours agoView original
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My co-workers are scoffing at my dreams of one day having a pantsless job. "But there's an entire social network of these people!"
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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Cisco WebEx for iPhone just launched, quite possibly changing whether I will ever again wear pants.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
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I will wake up tomorrow as a technical salesman.
I will be *so* disappointed if that doesn't come with a full beard.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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No offense to any of you hard-working Tweeters out there, it's just that the phishing tweets are a lot funnier than all of you.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Oh how I missed our pile of urinal cakes. I'm going to get a leg up on LazyJanitor in 2009 by pissing directly into the box they come in.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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My BCC (Blood Coffee Content) has to be about 0.40 at this point. When does your brain start to shut down? I'mgonnaneedtoknowsoonkthx.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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3 cups of coffee this morning and all I've accomplished is smoking myself out of my office.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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So... Anyone got a word for when the power goes out while you're pooping?
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Clerk at Wal-Mart gave the "OMG I'm not ready fer this queshun!" look when pondering whether to put the 2 wattages of bulbs in the same bag.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
5 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Back at work after a nice break. Already, the office coffee is liquid anger.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
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@kayhan This is the cross I bear for you all.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
6 days, 6 hours agoView original
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At a gas station, just helped a nice old guy figure out how to remove a CD from it's case.
He's getting a head start on the format war.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I have no reasonable explanation for why I'm awake at 6:17am. Or why my hair looks like @hotdogsladies's. Or why I'm wearing pants.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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@KatyDidSays A Snuggie to be burned? What kind of sick traditional blanket-loving freak are you?
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Bacon-wrapped Oreos. Discuss.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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While Liz is out of town, I'm taking the opportunity to eat bacon for 3 meals a day.
glessner (Josh Glessner) from Erie, PA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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