LeaderboardTodayYesterday

highfiredanger

Tampons have some traits in common with vampires, if you really think about it.

highfiredanger (samantha lynn harms) from Boulderish, Colorado

1 week agoView original

sween 1

highfiredanger

I wish I had an over-capacity landing page I could display to people when I couldn't handle any more requests.

highfiredanger (samantha lynn harms) from Colorado

2 weeks, 2 days agoView original

sweengblakeman 2

highfiredanger

I often think about tweeting about poop, but I always seem to stop myself. ...you're welcome.

highfiredanger (samantha lynn harms) from Colorado

3 weeks, 1 day agoView original

bobthecow 1

highfiredanger

OH "we would look so weird with no eyebrows, like adult babies"

highfiredanger (samantha lynn harms) from Fox Theater

3 weeks, 5 days agoView original

sween 1


Ads via The Deck