Tampons have some traits in common with vampires, if you really think about it.
highfiredanger (samantha lynn harms) from Boulderish, Colorado
I wish I had an over-capacity landing page I could display to people when I couldn't handle any more requests.
highfiredanger (samantha lynn harms) from Colorado
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
I often think about tweeting about poop, but I always seem to stop myself. ...you're welcome.
highfiredanger (samantha lynn harms) from Colorado
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
OH "we would look so weird with no eyebrows, like adult babies"
highfiredanger (samantha lynn harms) from Fox Theater
