Receiving spam from yourself is like when your big brother hit you with your own hand and yelled, "stop hitting yourself."
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
20 hours, 49 minutes agoView original
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"Excuse me miss, what is that spot on your pashmina?" "Oh, that's just buffalo wing sauce."
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
5 days, 13 hours agoView original
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I'm starting to think cats aren't so fraidy, but actually just bitches.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Still DRE is still the best walking to work music out there. Still.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I once broke up with a boyfriend by throwing my shoe at him and yelling, "This is a farewell kiss, dog." Deja vu.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Later today, I will be auctioning off my cubical seat on the 15th floor (south facing view!!) Highest bid wins.
hiweslie (Weslie Moore) from Seattle, WA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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