☕ Thus begins a Twitter break until aught-nine.
XO, and hang in there. ⌚
http://tinyurl.com/XmasMerlin08
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Man, I totally do that Jerry Lewis thing where I never remove my wedding ring.
Continuity's such a douche.
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OMG, it's almost Christmas! Here's our last tutorial on using your camera:
http://tinyurl.com/AmazonStoreBlog Happy snappy and God bless!
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Some see dictionaries and Wikipedia as "cheating." If correct, their victory is more pyrrhic than the Romans' defeat at Heraclea in 280 BC.
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@nevenmrgan Well. If THAT's how you feel, I guess I'll HAVE to be okay with it, won't I? No, it's fine, Neven. You do what makes YOU happy.
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Ha ha ha. You GUYS and your crazy email addiction. See: with Inbox Zero I've learned to...HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING GMAIL IS DOWN FUUUUUCK!
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多謝 to the always-delightful, endlessly knowledgeable, and very good-looking @ironicsans.
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@vmarinelli Kinda. Today, Providian just gives "Mr. Walters from Consolidated Recovery" your home number. Really more like "house arrest."
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LazyWeb for Cantonese speakers. How to say:
"This is no longer a Verizon store.
Here a middle-aged man writes his dick jokes."
TIA.
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Our mall needs a Happy Holiday Landfill. Run yr credit card and children sing carols as a jolly elf throws random plastic objects on a pile.
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At Harvard, you learn about the Garbage Fairies who take care of fancy peoples' trash.
That, or our neighbors are lazy, Ivy League dicks.
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@robot_operator The less one posts on Twitter, the more followers one gets. This is because buttons are fun and words are a nuisance.
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Last Xmas, we took Anna Karenina Railways.
But, everyone seemed so unhappy, plus there were numerous delays due to "track obstructions."
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Thing is, USAir's restrooms, cabins, food, and staff all smell like they came from the same Dickens novel. This is called "brand building."
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Not worried. If anyone has the competence and smart staff to care for my family during a giant travel meltdown, it'll be USAir.
What now?
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Haven't heard it yet, @youngamerican, but CPB apparently also gave $2MM to something called "Mee-maw's Gumbo Quilt Porch Crying Chair Club."
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My wife does a staggering amount of loving, patient work raising Eleanor. But I always end up filling the ice trays, so I figure we're even.
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"DAY Man!"
"Aaaa-aa-Aaaaugh!"
http://tinyurl.com/DayManNightMan
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And, now Terry Gross tells Lessig people probably can't make $$ with original content on the web.
This will surprise my staff and family.
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"David Fincher, did your film use technology?"
"I suppose."
"Interesting. Did your film use risky new gravity effects?"
"I should go."
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