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hotheadred

So... is @Favrd only allowing us to view the last 20 or so on our individual pages now? The older link is mysteriously gone from my page. :(

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

7 hours, 1 minute agoView original

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hotheadred

Pandora,

What's going on? It's like we've never even met! Shit. It's because I used Genius, isn't it? I swear it won't happen again!

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

1 day, 6 hours agoView original

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hotheadred

@indefensible anything that starts on IRC ends in tears. Haven't you seen bash.org?!

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

1 day, 7 hours agoView original

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hotheadred

"Do you have the strap on? Okay. Now up, up, no down... yes there!"

What? I told you we were playing the Wii.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

3 days, 12 hours agoView original

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hotheadred

I'd like to have a few words with Ben AND his buddy Jerry. Ooof.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

4 days, 10 hours agoView original

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hotheadred

http://gays.com/en <- Oh no! Web 2.0 caught teh Gay! Wait, maybe teh Gay caught Web 2.0? This is as confusing as the whole top/bottom thing.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

4 days, 12 hours agoView original

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hotheadred

ProTip: Frying bacon topless hurts.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

6 days, 18 hours agoView original

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hotheadred

The wind here is attempting to do a reenactment of The Three Little Pigs.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

1 week agoView original

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hotheadred

@luomat don't worry, my guess is it is the only competent employee Walmart has. I wish you Godspeed.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

1 week, 1 day agoView original

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hotheadred

My allotment of Twitter time these days is only while stuck in lines with incompetent cashiers. Luckily, that's ALL of the lines.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

1 week, 1 day agoView original

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hotheadred

Dan Brown needs a new formula.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

1 week, 2 days agoView original

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hotheadred

Quite a bit of debate over who is the top and who is the bottom this evening.

Oh- did I not mention we got MarioKart for the Wii?

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

1 week, 6 days agoView original

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hotheadred

OH: "heeeey, this isn't a pen! It's a flashlight! ... Oh, are you gonna Twitter that? Is THAT twitterable?"

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

2 weeks, 5 days agoView original

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hotheadred

@ahtitan by admitting I even *have* a MySpace I feel like a tool. ;)

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

2 weeks, 6 days agoView original

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hotheadred

Oh... it's finally happened. The "People You May Know" feature on MySpace has suggested people I wish I'd never known.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from Candy Mountain

2 weeks, 6 days agoView original

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hotheadred

Second time today we've mistaken another Odyssey for ours. This time daughter points to McCain sticker: "Uh this is DEFINITELY not our van."

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from A&Ox4

3 weeks agoView original

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hotheadred

We are going to die in this WalMart.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from A&Ox4

3 weeks, 3 days agoView original

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hotheadred

Ummm... my Laptop just decided to go back to 2006 and start auto-filling forms with old usernames and passwords. This is NOT my Gmail.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from A&Ox4

4 weeks, 1 day agoView original

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hotheadred

7yo had nuclear meltdown. 4yo has mysterious leg injury. Got to school and realized my bag was at home. Fuck you, Tuesday. You know where.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from A&Ox4

4 weeks, 1 day agoView original

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hotheadred

I'm not gonna lie, I haven't been neglecting Twitter because of finals this week. I've been shopping for sex toys and... curing cancer. Yup.

hotheadred (Heidi Streufert) from A&Ox4

4 weeks, 2 days agoView original

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