I can see how someone, given the current state of my hair, could surmise that I only *pretend* to be attracted to women.
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
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Tip: when driving up to a line of cars who are waiting for a train, leave a car length ahead of you so you can U-turn when train stops.
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
13 hours, 56 minutes agoView original
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"read more" links in rss feeds might as well say "we want ad impressions, drone."
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
15 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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Pro Tip: don't say "pro tip".
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
6 days, 12 hours agoView original
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If you let your toddler or small child hold *anything*, you have absolutely no right to complain when it's broken or destroyed. FYI.
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
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of all the sites to block, Panera, is tinyurl *really* that much of a threat? Especially when there are like a zillion services like it?
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
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@damon you make a hell of a caucasian, Jackie.
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
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this is the part where I write "Apache" on a ragdoll and then beat the shit out of it.
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Hair.setStatus(HAIR.CUT);
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Wondering what to do with all of these iwantsandy stickers I got when I met @rael last year. Collector's items, methinks.
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Having a DM convo with @meeshmeesh, who is sitting about 5 feet away. One way to talk while being totally silent, I guess.
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I think Carbonara is Italian for "lol arteries"
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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svn commit -m 'if i really said what I wanted to right now, you would undoubtedly fire me and call the cops'
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
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One could make a compelling argument for the "Rate Limit Exceeded" message from Twitter being a cue to get back to freaking work.
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
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it's so cute the way Sprint tries to compare the Instinct to the iPhone as though they even exist in the same dimension.
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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using MediaWiki for documentation is like using an inner-city YMCA community bulletin board for documentation.
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I have to say, Tapulous has done a brilliant thing with TTR. Free game comes out and owns, then they release co-branded for-pay versions. ++
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Judging by the slowness on Favrd, it must be the latest selection in Oprah's Book Club
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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@MikeTRose svn co http://dev.generalmotors.com/repos/chevy/impala/trunk ./my_new_ride
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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I effing love Seinfeld
inkedmn (Brett Kelly) from Fullerton, CA (33.871384,-117.916336)
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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