Abilify™. Really? Millions of dollars in marketing, and it sounds like three sassy black women at the DMV came up with it.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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Gotta tell you, NO ONE is more surprised than I am about these headphones still working. AND they're Downy fresh!
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
21 hours, 40 minutes agoView original
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Guess who just found his $100 headphones in the dryer... FUCK!
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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Regardless of what you think your reason was for sending something back, all the waitstaff hears is "it didn't taste enough like spit."
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Nothing has the power to either utterly unite or utterly destroy a black gathering like the Electric Slide. #played_out
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
4 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Not sure which of my parents' expressions was wilder- when I asked them for hair clippers, or when I told them it was to shave GF's head.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
4 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Maybe in 2012, when the aliens show up, we can quit fighting each other long enough to rally against them.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
4 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Frontman for lame cover band wonders aloud if we know this one. The silence means "yeah, we know it, we just hate it."
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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Would LOVE to slap the teeth out of the loud-ass woman at the next ta- whoops, looks like somebody beat me to it. #toothless&tacky
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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@squibble - next time the straw taps you on the side, get your head up! :-)
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Wow... watching these old rich guys celebrate in the owner's box goes to show all the money in the world can't buy rhythm or coordination.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Bag arrived, sun is shining and BBQ is tasty. Balance has been restored to the Force. Nobody had to get Anakin-ed...
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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On getting massaged: All the parts you wish were hard are jiggly, and the one part you wish was jiggly is hard...
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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The more I watch Locked Up Abroad, the more I realize how much I like it right here on my couch.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Just watched an episode of the Housewives of Orange Cunty. Huh? No... no, that's not a typo...
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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In the snow 2 blocks feel like 2 miles...
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Pro tip: When wearing your 'skinny jeans', don't order the 'fat fuck' platter for lunch.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Holiday party last night. I am currently 90-proof.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
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This is my shoe.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
Without me, my shoe is useless. Without my shoe, I am useless.
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I do believe my girlfriend is picking up women...
jevaun (Jevaun) from iPhone: 40.673218,-73.964897
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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