Listen, I'm just as surprised as you. I fully expected to hate the new Animal Collective as much as the last but it's actually pretty good.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
9 hours, 26 minutes agoView original
I'm sure all the actual journalists laid off in the past few months are thrilled to hear about Joe the fucking plumber's new job.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
13 hours, 3 minutes agoView original
The meeting room I need is booked all day for "installing, configuring and using GNU/LINUX training" And now I'm doubly pissed.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
21 hours, 11 minutes agoView original
Much like prehistoric man, I used my fire building skills to impress her this cold and damp night.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
I have to use an internal corporate website to get my W2. What could go wrong when you combine the power of Microsoft with the IRS?
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
I hear Jonny Ive has been working for weeks on how to squeeze Phil Schiller into one of Steve's black turtlenecks.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
Coulter will insist the NBC ban proves the media's liberal bias. Those of us with any fucking sense will see it as a matter of good taste.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
Confiting.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
2 days, 11 hours agoView original
That is just SO Steve Jobs. Everybody else is trying to lose weight for New Year's and he's complaining about not being able to gain any.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
Heels lose and it's snowing again. We was supposed to be boys, 2009.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle
3 days, 11 hours agoView original
Richardson withdraws as commerce secretary nominee, saying he'd like to spend more time with his beard.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
She capped off a really lovely day with an exquisite dinner at Tilth. I am one lucky bastard.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle
4 days, 7 hours agoView original
Confirmed: when an ice cream maker falls from the top of your fridge onto a stack of plates below, they shatter. Loudly and messily.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
New goal for the year: join an Oprah loving book club and, when it's my turn to pick, insist on 'Dianetics'
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle
5 days, 12 hours agoView original
Hey, turbotax, 2008's been over all of 2 days, it was a rough breakup. Give me a little space before you start with the emails, ok?
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle
5 days, 16 hours agoView original
She's never seen 'The Godfather', so we're off to see the 35mm Coppola restoration. Everyone's first time should be as good.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Seattle
6 days, 14 hours agoView original
I'll admit, there's a fair amount of 2008 I'm looking forward to taking behind the shed and bashing in the head with a shovel. So to speak.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
@magnetbox just ordered wings for the office. I imagine one of the New Year's resolutions is going to involve a new keyboard.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
Argued for the full bionic knee replacement but the doc said maybe we should try orthotics first.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
So, SEATAC. We meet again.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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