Once that "it was good living with you" song came on while we were in the car with my dad, after he lost custody of us. Awkward.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
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I wish I had more occasion to say "You shoulda seen the other guy."
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
5 days, 8 hours agoView original
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All 30gb Zunes up and died, all at the same time. Unbelievable. Something something smug Apple fanboy something something.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
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Everybody and they mama is at the mall this evening, returning stuff. Stay away if your tolerance for fuckheads is as low as mine is.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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My dad gave me a check for Xmas. But the weird thing is, it's like one of those payroll checks, where you tear off the top and the sides.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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The people who always decry the commercialization of Xmas should be happy about the decline in holiday sales this year, right?
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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If you use the word "glitterati" seriously, fuck you.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Holy eff, that meatloaf dinner was brutal. It was basically the emotional/gustatorial equivalent of My Lai.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
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Meatloaf comes out, frowns all around. I know how it is, kids. I know how it is.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
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I tried to watch Barry Lyndon the other day, boy was that a mistake. I turned it off when I caught myself wishing someone would throw a pie.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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The Phenylketonurics would be a good name for a band. The album could be called "Contains Phenylalanine".
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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If you think gov't doesn't work, I encourage you to visit the DC DMV.
If you think it does work, try any other aspect of DC gov't.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Just went to the DMV, was in and out in < 10 min.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Yuck soup - n. - the mixture of snow, slush, water, and gray stuff on the side of the road.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I really need a haircut. I'm kinda rocking the Blago right now.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I'm out of control, y'all. I will send an email without a subject line. I'll take more napkins than I need. I literally do not give a FUCK.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Man, what is it about being blonde and from the south and loud and oblivious.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Considering the number of things that just went wrong during that routine traffic stop, it's amazing I got away with just a $50 ticket.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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You know your company is Old Internet when it came up with the idea for TinyURL before TinyURL did.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Injuries incurred while drinking always seem less serious than they are when you sober up.
PS: I stabbed myself last night.
joeks from Lower Caucasia, Washington DC
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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