CNN is reporting that the Fail Whale has walked off the job at Twitter, citing exhaustion: "I've never worked so hard in my life."
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
8 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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Looks like @NickiHiss is Favrd-able again.
I said Favrd-able, people. We already knew she was effable. Effable was never in doubt.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
13 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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@expat_erin Opposite of Favrd? We could call it Douchd. And @guykawasaki would be the @hotdogsladies of Douchd.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
15 hours, 19 minutes agoView original
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What are the chances of a zombie apocalypse this afternoon? Because if there's a chance, I'm skipping this meeting.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
17 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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@juliaroy I would like to do something to unschedule meetings. Is there a utility for that?
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
17 hours, 30 minutes agoView original
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Please confirm for me: The only time a 40 year old guy is allowed to refer to anyone as their BFF is never, ever, ever, right?
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
18 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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If you don't want me napping during your meeting, don't hold it in a room with a couch. Duh!
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
19 hours, 24 minutes agoView original
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zzzzz... zzzzz... huh? what?
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
19 hours, 25 minutes agoView original
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Is it bad form to nap in an interminable meeting? What if you ask the chair to wake you up when they get to your part? I'm asking for...me
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
19 hours, 44 minutes agoView original
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And for the record, I wouldn't give up my iPhone to be president of this or any other country.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
20 hours, 24 minutes agoView original
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Obama has one week to go cold turkey on Blackberry. Will be tough for a guy who can't quit cigarettes. Mmmmmmm... cold turkey.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
20 hours, 59 minutes agoView original
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Less than two weeks until the Inauguration. Or as I'm calling it, the season premiere of West Wing Season 8.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
21 hours, 9 minutes agoView original
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The best phishing tweets have been collected by @SarahJL at http://cli.gs/ZeNnAj My favorite was @ttseco's. And yes, there is one of mine.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
21 hours, 54 minutes agoView original
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Since I can no longer drink, the closest I come to a hangover is an extra spicy poop the morning after a Popeye's Chicken bender.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
22 hours, 37 minutes agoView original
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Just learned non-Senator Burris has same birthday as me & therefore my unconditional support, regardless of Blagojevich taint. Also, taint.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
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An 11:55 PM Fail Whale? Is every MacWorld attendee still tweeting or out at the bar? Man, you losers really know how to party.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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The Wife is very frustrated by how slow iTunes is tonight. If only there were a way she could vent this frustration. 140 at a time perhaps.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
1 day, 10 hours agoView original
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Oh, iTunes. I know you're in love with yourself, but would it kill you to share the processor with another app for once? I'm asking nicely.
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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@missamymac Thanks for avatar change warning. However, if you review our follower-followee agreement, DM is required at least 48 hours prior
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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Why does everything on Twitter say it is 30 minutes older than it is? Did they switch to New Finland time?
joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) from Chicago
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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