Peter Jackson: Hey, making a fantasy epic isn't just a bunch of bluescreen and prosthetic ears, okay? You have to have orchestral music too.
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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Peter Jackson to Special Effects Guy: You know the original King Kong film? Can we make our Wargs That Realistic?
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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People who say you should take your coat off while indoors to feel the benefit when you go out have obviously not been in the room I'm in.
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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Actor: 'Hi, Peter Jackson, I'm a man with long hair.' PJ: 'Your nuanced understanding of Middle Earth's pathos is remarkable. You're hired!'
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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What Frodo wanted to say: Hey, Peter Jackson, this set is supposed to look like a bog. What's with the random torches?
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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Camerman: 'This stupid helicopter pilot is flying wobbly.' Peter Jackson: 'Don't worry. I'll add a lot of orchestral music.'
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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Peter Jackson: These scenes of people running are really boring, but don't worry. I'll add a lot of orchestral music?
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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Peter Jackson: I'm rubbish at storytelling, so how about a lot of orchestral music?
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Me, loading the dishwasher: 'THAT is an impressively full top rack.' Short pause. Me and Herself: hilarious laughter.
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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5 year-old, watching High School Musical (God, forgive me) for the first time: 'Dad. Go Out.'
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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Herself (describing a dream): I was very upset at you when you bought the 10yo a bear. You said it was because we weren't allowed a dog.
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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Mooove her to the udder side with your mighty horns! H3RBAL B0V1N3 GR0W7H H0RM0N3. no percsription reqd. #cattlespam
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
5 days, 18 hours agoView original
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You know how you do a quick thing on a day off & you don't save cuz it's a quick thing & Photoshop never crashes, but then it does? Me too.
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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My nipples have almost disappeared in a sea of goose bumps.
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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The cup of tea with maple syrup was neither the genius discovery I hoped for or the gross I feared. It was just quite nice.
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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The actual entire population of North Wales is @ Tesco right now. I am only a tiny bit joking. (Still a better experience than Asda though.)
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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The whole It's 'Mealtime' And The 'Children' Need To 'Eat' thing -- that gets old doesn't it?
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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It's so cold I'm huddling around the dishwasher for warmth.
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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There are some things that can't be removed even with a powerful vacuum and shaking, like all the crumbs from a toaster.
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Me, checking 10yo b4 I sleep. Him (raising up unexpectedly): Dad, why are you in here? Me: I'm just checking on you. Him: Well, I'm alive.
jqgill (Jeff Gill) from Conwy, North Wales
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