Ugh. I'm coming down with yet another case of cartoon-villain chin.
kaiton from 94041
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The dress code at work today appears to be "Hobo on a dinner date."
kaiton from 94041
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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1am and I'm up watching a dog eat an avocado. 2009 is off to a roaring start.
kaiton from 94041
6 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Okra Pie may be the shortest distance I've travelled from discovery to disgust since Balut.
kaiton from 94041
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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TSA screeners @ LAS sit behind a tiny podium with a DHS seal, mic stand & a loupe. I made 1 Night Court joke & now I'm in the special line
kaiton from Mountain View, California
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Local UPS depot looks like a 1st-World, Amazon Prime, refugee camp. A makeshift tent filled with iPhones and entitlement.
kaiton from Mountain View, California
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Deaf in left ear from janky wine; blind in right eye from jalapeño; groin strain from coughing. I'm the goddamn bizarro Parker Lewis.
kaiton from Mountain View, California
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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