@ayse Always so positive. Always good things going on. What magical land do you live in? In the words of Liz Lemon: "I want to go to there!"
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I've had no problem remembering to date things "2009" however, signing documents "@kellydeal" has become a whole new issue.
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@Tony_D WOW, if they though #fakemacworld was inane, they clearly weren't at the #realmacworld.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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@cleversimon Shit, really? No @amazonmp3 in Canada? I bet @bcompton set it up that way when he worked there.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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Good news/bad news America: the economic stimulus plan is in motion! You all should receive your McDonald's Arch cards by August 15th.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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@tj Don't tase me, bro!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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@tj Embrace change! It's just pig by another name! ATTICA! ATTICA!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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Bacon is dead. LINK SAUSAGE IN '09!!!1
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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I'm pretty sure I just saw someone in line holding a Zune on the Antiques Roadshow, like, for appraisal.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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Guy in line at the DMV furiously texting on his phone. I can only assume he's tweeting about my hair.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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I almost brushed my hair to go to the DMV but then I was like, "Why?"
kellydeal from Chicagoish
4 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Oh, sorrysorrysorry I thought it was scratch and sniff sorry!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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I have no idea why tonight I suddenly feel protective of Dick Clark. Someone tell me he's a gun nut or hates abortions or something.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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@phyllisstein Yeah, sure. Like I'd wander into Boystown at this time of night. All of you'd be like, "It's a lady, YAWN." And everything.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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@badbanana I love your commitment to the Kathy Griffin "Knocking Dicks Out of Your Mouth" coverage. Really, it only makes her stronger.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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Dunno about you guys but so far my 2009's just as imagined as a little girl: escaping my middle management nightmare getting drunk w. robots
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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I love New Year's Eve this year if only because I don't have to pretend to be sober when family calls on a week night at midnight.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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If Daley's smart & REALLY wants to attract international attention for the 2016 Olympics he'd burn Blago's hairpiece at Buckingham fountain.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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Confidential to Obama: Considering Daley's total boner for the 2016 Chicago Olympics, we're SHOCKED by the same shitty local NYE coverage.
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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It may be the Champipple, but I think the will.i.am hologram just showed up at this party to say Seacrest is the 7th seal, RUN? Anyone?
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