@abigvictory I like this one. Legitimately. Not just because liking it is Funny and/or Edgy.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
5 hours, 5 minutes agoView original
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I think I'm the only one who actually gets a kick out of @Mike_FTW's Bea Arthur boobs.
No, not _that_ kind of kick.
Yes, THAT kind.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
12 hours, 31 minutes agoView original
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-@Peter_Chapman, on @thefiascofactor: "I was seriously tempted to just keep babbling...so I could listen to her drip honey into my ear."
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
12 hours, 55 minutes agoView original
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@NickiHiss your dedication is admirable, and will have to be rewarded in the next life
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
13 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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Tried to reserve a lane at the bowling place on Saturday. Booked. Stuck googling "this was awesomer than bowling" for new ideas.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
13 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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Theory: My building's hot water heater is actually a tin can on a Bunsen burner powered by a wheel with a narcoleptic hamster.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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Definitely NOT watching The Bachelor.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I JUST NOTICED I CAN MAKE FOLDERS FOR MY ITUNES PLAYLISTS
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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Guys, I think @badkitty_'s account has been hacked.
By @MISSY_BOO.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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Bounce like yo' ass had the hiccups.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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2009 burrito, you knocked 2008 out of the motherfucking PARK.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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First burrito of 2009, I advise you not to disappoint.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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My steel-toes are better in snow than my snow boots.
And by "better in snow" I do of course mean "gayer".
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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I can't even tell you the last time I saw 6:42 AM.
Let alone 6:41.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Beaker's Ode to Joy (MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEEEE, MEE-MEEEEEEE): http://tr.im/2Pss
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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@Jessabelle207 I AM THE PASTRAMI PRINCESS
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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May or may not have made a Facebook account for the theatre building's photocopier today. YOU DECIDE. (DM if you want it to friend you.)
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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@crispycracka if that gets favrd I swear I'm going to behead a rooster
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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"I have a headache. I've had it for, about, maybe... since October?"
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Twitter seems an awful lot like the Rants & Raves portion of craigslist sometimes.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
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