Gross - http://twitpic.com/10kgl
kurtw (Kurt) from Washington, DC
15 hours, 7 minutes agoView original
Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes, well, you poop so huge you feel like you need to run up and down the street screaming about it.
kurtw (Kurt) from Washington, DC
1 week, 3 days agoView original
Leggings, Uggs, North Face, sloppily-tied ponytail, and texting on your BlackBerry? Young lady, I think you've won some kind of contest.
kurtw (Kurt) from Washington, DC
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
Also, I'd like to know what part of my brain makes me click a bookmark to a page that I'm *already fucking on* so I can beat it senseless.
kurtw (Kurt) from Washington, DC
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
My friend just made this up: Barbara LOLters. Is that anything?
kurtw (Kurt) from Washington, DC
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
To the guy eating Panda Express alone in his car in this parking lot: hang in there, kiddo.
kurtw (Kurt) from Washington, DC
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
For some people, coffee increases productivity. Mine is severely lessened owing to the fact that I have to get up and pee every six seconds.
kurtw (Kurt) from Washington, DC
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
I like when @glessner is the first to favr something cuz the avatar list just looks so baller with that curve.
kurtw (Kurt) from Washington, DC
