FiOS in the hizzouse. I mean the offizzle. Whatever I can't wait to start downloading cat photos at the speed of light.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from under your bed
23 hours, 29 minutes agoView original
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Apple is replacing my MacBook Pro battery which is suddenly bulging very strangely. In all fairness the same happens to me when I use it.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from under your bed
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Seeing mom take care of my niece, it's obvious how much she loves children. And that I'm not ready for screaming kids. Or loss of sleep.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from under your bed
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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My inbox is not the world's todo list.
Each email is like a little sperm. Most want the box but end up in the trash.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from under your bed
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Ever get the feeling you're just going in circles? Well, an elliptical orbit?
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from under your bed
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You put the scent in pubescent. Also the pube. Wait, it's just pube+scent? I've been saying it wrong.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from under your bed
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Pro Tip: Do not store baby wipes in the same room as Clorox wipes.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from under your bed
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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WHEN IM PRESIDENT ILL BE CHOCKLOCKED AND READY TO GO. ALSO CHOCKENBERRY WILL BE AMBASADORE TO FRANCH AND WILL HAND OUT MAPS AND SALVE
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from under your bed
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@aedison Those bitches don't know what they're missing out on. Thanks for making us smile all year long!
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from Hampton Falls, NH (42.908467,-70.861580)
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Wake up your Mac faster: http://tinyurl.com/6oph5z
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from Hampton Falls, NH (42.908467,-70.861580)
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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@secretsquirrel Ooh I had that one but couldn't bring myself to wear it. I donated it to Goodwill which should be a nice find in their racks
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from Hampton Falls, NH (42.908467,-70.861580)
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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If you're not angry you're not watching middle class white girls on ABC Nightline moaning about the downturn in babysitting gigs.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from Hampton Falls, NH (42.908467,-70.861580)
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Starting physical therapy tomorrow and I can't find my Olivia Newton John tapes anywhere.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from Hampton Falls, NH (42.908467,-70.861580)
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I can't remember the last time I saw 8 to 12 inches. Actually that's a lie.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from Hampton Falls, NH (42.908467,-70.861580)
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Was excited to see the "Concert Tickets" link in iTunes until it took me to TicketMaster. The internet equivalent of candy and a rape van.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from New Hampshire
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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After 15 years, you'd expect Excel to stop asking me if I understand the implications of saving in CSV format. Just save the file mofo.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from New Hampshire
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The mere fact that you can't get a new monthly magazine subscription to me in less than 12 weeks should indicate why you're in trouble.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from New Hampshire
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Apple pulls out, Microsoft just rolls over and falls asleep.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from New Hampshire
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Camino: When you haven't got time for Firefox's bullshit.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from New Hampshire
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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@phyllisstein The book rack near my CVS pharmacy counter reads like a list of people in heaven who want me to feel bad about myself.
kyleridolfo (Kyle Ridolfo) from New Hampshire
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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