No, you may not see the notes I jot down during every status meeting. Because then you'd fire me.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
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@wryredhead: I wish. It was at work in the industrial park, where all the streets are good looking and all the bulldozers are above average.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
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Transfixed by the sight of Baby Dozer rearing up on its hind wheels to shovel snow from the curb, then dumping it into Papa Dozer's scoop.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
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The good news: Paramount has announced plans for six prequels to Star Trek II. The bad news: The first one will be "The Lust of Khan."
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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Based on my recent rentals Netflix is now suggesting therapy. I clicked Not Interested.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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TV is where you go to find the URL of the website where you can watch the show.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Playing a game at work was bad enough, but I had to explain how the Firefox tab had truncated the name to "Who Has the Biggest Bra..."
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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Whenever I'm too busy to talk to people I say I'm over capacity and show them a picture of a whale.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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@seanhussey: I always thought you had a very patriotic name, Mr. Sea NH US Sey.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Painted my cell phone fire engine red and placed it under a cake cover but it just wasn't the same.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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FYI: There's a big difference between Morris Page-A-Day and Morris Day Page-A-Day calendars. Be sure to order the correct one.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Nobody I know allows guests to wear shoes at house parties anymore. That would explain all the wine stains on my moccasins.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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When Rod Stewart sings it I can't help thinking he changed the title of Van Morrison's song to "Have I Told You Lately (That I'm Neutered?)"
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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I could have sworn that sign read, "We are not responsible for pancakes left at the front desk."
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
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Keeping a weblog nobody reads < Posting on Twitter < Having someone to talk to
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Sorry Twitter, you have years of dorkiness to overcome before I think DM stands for anything other than Dungeon Master.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
3 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Facebook notification: Mike is improving their vocabulary in PathWords!
FAIL.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
3 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Is there an iPhone app to monitor Steve Jobs' health? It should display his weight charts, biorhythms, reality distortion field levels, etc.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
3 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Website headline reads "Autopsy Monday for local man". Kinda morbid, but then again people celebrate Burial Friday and Resurrection Sunday.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Same shirt, different week.
lefauxfrog (Mike) from Boston, MA, USA
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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