Anyone who's a fan of good TV, Being Erica on CBC is a remarkably good show. Full episodes available online! http://ping.fm/XdnEx
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
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I had way too much pi over the holidays, so I'm going to just use 3 until my roundness decreases.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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I find going away parties are bittersweet, like baker's chocolate. Which is likely why I always add rum to both.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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9:00 Christmas Eve, and more X-rated movie rental places are open than restaurants. I CAN'T GET A CHEESEBURGER ON THE INTERNET, YOU GUYS!!!
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
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Sure, Benjamin Button's case is curious, But Zachariah Zipper's is much more advanced.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man rearranges all the furniture.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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If you don't put any planning into your pot luck, you'd better enjoy eating 30 kinds of salad. #WIL
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I got a light saber at our $10 gift exchange for the third year in a row. I get it, okay? Can someone please give me directions to Dagobah?
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Christmas is the time of year for people of all races to come together and drive like a bunch of assholes.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Reality show with singer Tom and his barnyard pet, who ignore the family heirlooms people bring them. Working title: Petty/Goat Junk Shun.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Water splashes in a porcelain bowl. A fat man releases flatulence, low and mournful. Somewhere in the distance, a dog howls. #Publicwashroom
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
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The way a Snuggie is slit up the back keeps reminding me of a dead guy's suit.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
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All of the other actors
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Affleck
Make another Reindeer Games.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
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I'm so glad the local movie theatres are all decorated and ready to celebrate the holiday of Cinemas.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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It was so cold today, Richard Simmons was wearing pants.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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It's so cold today I saw several people huddled for warmth over a witch's tit.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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What's Wheel of Fortune like in Wales? "I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat -- Wyzzyrvn Y Ghythrnyvn."
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Saw a freshly finished Picasso once. Stared at it for hours. It was like watching paint dry.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I had trouble getting out of bed this morning, like I had too many limbs. Turns out I'd drooled in my sleep and was stuck to the dog.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Being much too cheap for heated car seats in the winter, I just drive while sitting on the cat.
levendis (Deron Staffen) from Regina, SK
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