I'd feel bad for Tori Spelling if she wasn't... you know, Tori Spelling.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
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Accidentally spilled some chicken stock on the dog's back last night. Don't do that if you don't find a dog trying to lick its back funny.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
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Last night's dream featured Jemaine Clement. MUCH improved, subconscious. A++.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
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@thedayhascome Congratulations on writing the motto for Every Friday Night of my Adult Life.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
1 day, 10 hours agoView original
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@Jessabelle207 OMG we can totally wear our tiaras, too.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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Risotto FAIL. I'm eating it anyway. What? There's CHEESE in there, people!
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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Also, one wisdom tooth was "amber" and another one "so white you know it's a replica."
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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Last night I dreamed I had dinner with 2 old coworkers, 1 of whom brought a velvet-lined wood box filled with replicas of his teeth. Anyone?
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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11 hours of Anthony Bourdain on DVR? Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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Another storm expected tonight, will be working from home tomorrow. So now I need two Snuggies. #lindstifa_logic
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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I need a Snuggie for my office.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Meeting a friend for Salvadoran food. I'll let you know what that is in a few hours.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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The worlds longest game of hot potato on this conference call.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
2 days, 16 hours agoView original
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It's hard to commute on an ice cube.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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I am so lucky to have the love, support and respect of my family. http://twitter.com/cselders/status/1095663595
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Val Kilmer was such a pretty girl in the early 80s.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
4 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Somehow, seeing a ShamWow commercial during "Real Genius" just seems so... right.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
4 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Named for a grandfather I never knew existed. So. Now I'm Marty. Just Marty. A girl named Marty. It is, I think, the bane of my existence.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
4 days, 7 hours agoView original
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World record for being @favrd AND losing a follower in less than 5 mins. Damn, I love you bastards.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
4 days, 8 hours agoView original
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I just sneezed and looked at my dog and muttered, "Miscarriage." I have *got* to get out more.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
4 days, 8 hours agoView original
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