Neven. Moons over my Neven.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
1 hour, 54 minutes agoView original
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I'm at The Press Club and holy mother of God, it's the wine bar from the future, when all the evil and blush has been purged from society.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
12 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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I'm pretty sure the 'w' is lowercase, people. 'MacWorld' just makes me hungry.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
16 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
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Being alone in a hotel room right now seems depressing, so I'm going out walking.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Buffing my chode for Macworld.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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@scottsimpson That's the funniest tweet I've ever read. You are so favoritable. I mean it.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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Boarding Virgin America, the Official Airline of the Sexy; LAX to Macworld Airport in Macworld, California.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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RT @scottsimpson: "I & @YLNT are screening a video at MoMA tonight! I like to sniff underpants! Derp! http://bit.ly/momedy Fred Armisen!"
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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Okay guys, knock it off with the fat jokes. Phil Schiller could buy and sell you. And then eat you like a honeybaked ham.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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"Apparently, STEVEJOBZ is teh GAY. Also, pizza. Phil Schiller has unveiled something called 4chan. This does not bode well for Apple fags."
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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I use the "Old Phone" ringtone as my alarm because I always think someone's calling to tell me the Challenger blew up.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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There's exactly one situation in which "Hey, check out Uri Geller over here" makes any sense and is ineffective once the ice cream thaws.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
2 days, 6 hours agoView original
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My dad gave me some money and told me don't worry, just pay it backward. What a guy.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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So it's been said. Now shut up, assholes, and let Steve eat a donut with his family. http://bit.ly/StevesGood (via @highindustrial)
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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And do you know what's amazing?NetShare is what's amazing. Every time I have to use it, it pays for itself many times over.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Do you know who is amazing? @camh is who is amazing.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Ineptly channeling Costanza: "Oh yeah? Well, the wine store called, and they're running out of Petite Sirah!"
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
4 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Off-brand Hot Pockets are basically a simulation of a simulation of actual food. I think I can feel myself disappearing from photographs.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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For maximum productivity, I always set my alarm loud enough that I'll wake up and attack the day three hours later.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
5 days, 14 hours agoView original
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New Year's Resolution for 2009: Knock it off. Seriously. Cut it out.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from Los Angeles, California
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