Every Microsoft guy is a THAT guy.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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Nice to see old neighbors doing well, like catching touchdowns in playoff games, while I eat mac and cheese in my underwear. Hey Larry!
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
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My neighbors apparently decided 1am was the best time to loudly move of their apartment.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
6 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Wait, so the year of the ox is all about hard work? I already hate 2009.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
6 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Had a fancy 10-course dinner last night. Today when I added a side dish to my chicken breast for lunch, I swear I heard a sad trombone.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
6 days, 18 hours agoView original
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If there's such a thing as "a face for radio", I'd hate to see what telegraph operators looked like.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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New Year's resolution: slow down on the coke and hookers. Maybe switch to diet coke and diet hookers?
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Pictures of me as a kid in Flash Gordon underoos are being passed around.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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I once again implore the world to create a child-free airline. Also no dogs, small talk, or chairs that can be kicked.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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You know what else would get all of this snow off the plane? Flying at several hundred mph!
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Now that every other flight is cancelled, flying Sun Country from one snowing city to another went from ironically funny to awesome quick.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Singing about my breakfast. If you are The Guess Who or the American Egg Board, please call me. We'll make millions with "These Eggs".
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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"I'm a champion / I do what can't be done / in the real league, nerd, not the fantasy one" - Sir I. Cube
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
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Investigating a possible second shoe-thrower behind the sandy knoll.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Thought my music had stopped, then realized it was in the intro to _Holy Diver_ and I didn't HAVE IT ON LOUD ENOUGH.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Is it still an inside joke if you have hundreds of followers?
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
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Always have a second "safe" tab open to switch to.
magnetbox (Ben Tesch) from Seattle, WA
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