Facebook, if I wanted a constant reminder that everyone else my age is getting married, maybe I'd go see my parents more than twice a year.
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@gruber @CcSteff Then there's the thing where I give up trying to wrap it right & roll it up like a giant salt water taffy. Anyone else?
meowrey (Meowrey) from With the tumbling tumbleweed
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Wanna know if the gift's from me? Just look for the crumpled corners, and the strand of my hair stuck to every goddamn piece of scotch tape.
meowrey (Meowrey) from With the tumbling tumbleweed
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Mostly using the Chewable Peppermint Flavored Melatonin tabs @echuckles got me for good. But come April 1, I wouldn't ask me for an Altoid.
meowrey (Meowrey) from With the tumbling tumbleweed
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Participated in my 1st Yankee Swap at the office holiday bash. Is it just me, or is this game kind of like a Christmas key party for prudes?
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"Step 2: Put up the long rod" = also a good *first* step for making your bed romantic, if you catch my drift. (LADIES DIG WELL-ENDOWED MEN!)
meowrey (Meowrey) from With the tumbling tumbleweed
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I'm building an article from the January issue about making your bed romantic by hanging curtains around it. "Step 2: Put up the long rod."
meowrey (Meowrey) from With the tumbling tumbleweed
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The insanely constricting Spanx body shaper I'm wearing under my dress...is crotchless. So, I can't breathe, but my downtown ladyparts can.
meowrey (Meowrey) from With the tumbling tumbleweed
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Tonight the best boyfriend in the world, @buzz, is taking me to early b-day meal at Blue Ribbon Sushi & to see Stella live. (That's pride.)
meowrey (Meowrey) from With the tumbling tumbleweed
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Too lazy to run to sink, so I used Purell to wash BBQ Frito dust off my hands. There's sloth & gluttony. Can I manage all 7 sins in 1 day?
meowrey (Meowrey) from With the tumbling tumbleweed
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I called in bi-curious today. So, like, I'm working...but I'm not thinking of the "work" while I am doing it.
meowrey (Meowrey) from With the tumbling tumbleweed
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Trashed my fave old coat with a broken zipper. It's hard to admit when things don't work, even if it's only a coat. #carriebradshawvoiceover
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