How can this be a "Serving Suggestion" if IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE FOOD IN THE BOX?
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12 hours, 31 minutes agoView original
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I sure hope that our best and brightest developers are spending more time in 09 developing Twitter clients.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
12 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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Drinking Diet Pepsi from this new can feels like the future.
A poorly designed, sans-serif future.
But the future nonetheless.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
13 hours, 2 minutes agoView original
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Just seating my junior senator. AS USALLY.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
14 hours, 25 minutes agoView original
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Dear guy in next stall:
If I can't tell by auditory cues if you are peeing or pooping, you need to stay home or see a doctor.
Best,
Mike
mikemorrow from Midwest US
18 hours, 6 minutes agoView original
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Jesus, Zach Braff and the Scrubs crew got so fat they're sending them to some camp.
Woops...wait a minute. I'm watching Biggest Loser.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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OBAMA WINS!!!!!!
mikemorrow from Midwest US
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Oh hai BSOD! Happy new year!
mikemorrow from Midwest US
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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You Macworld nerds are going to be so surprised when "one more thing" turns out to be Roland Burris.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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Ever go into the fridge to get creamer for your morning coffee, then take a good long look at the booze?
mikemorrow from Midwest US
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Oh, for Christ's sake, Ohio State.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Pa-jay-jays.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
2 days, 11 hours agoView original
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It would appear as if my invitation to compete on Superstars of Dance came from a hacked Twitter account.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Damn. Fox took down the page. It said "BREAKING: Bill O Riley is gay." Surely someone took a screencap?
Juvenile, but sure to please.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Judging by the spurting sounds from the office coffee maker, I can only assume that everyone's sleepy today.
Or that Macworld is tomorrow.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Today is the day I officially start 2009. Clean slate, new to-do lists, gonna start reading the new David Allen sequel.
No?
#ihatemyself
mikemorrow from Midwest US
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Dude, they do not call this booze "Mike's Hard Berry" for nothing.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
3 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Of note: while typing "cockpunch," iPhone tried to correct it to "cockpinch."
WHO'S BEEN USING MY PHONE?
mikemorrow from Midwest US
3 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Whoever (successfully) marketed all these Littlest Pet Shop toys to my 4yo deserves the Biggest Cock Punch.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
3 days, 13 hours agoView original
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File under cute: my daughter thinks a "warrior" is someone who worries a lot.
mikemorrow from Midwest US
3 days, 21 hours agoView original
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