To fix the CA school budget, Governor Schwarzenegger proposed closing the schools for a week. I have an idea for fixing the Governor.
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
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Dear everyone who's ever reviewed a product on the Internet: Did you know it's possible to rate things two, three, or four stars as well?
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
11 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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EVERYONE IS A CRITIC. MOST PEOPLE ARE FAGS.
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
14 hours, 48 minutes agoView original
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Let's just be acquaintancenemies.
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
15 hours, 13 minutes agoView original
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Hey guys I found our power animal: http://tinyurl.com/8gazp3
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
17 hours, 13 minutes agoView original
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Did you hear that retweeting only works after you hit the star next to a tweet? Retweet this!
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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HAY YOU GUYS DID YOU SEE THIS ONION STORY MAKING FUN OF MACS? GOOD THING WE DONT WATCH DUMB OL SNL
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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Oh, so that's how you learn not to accidentally Twitter your text. But yes, everyone, now that I've mentioned it, I *do* sleep naked.
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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In bed, what's up?
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Sheisserangst: The indecision over whether to wait quietly or try the bathroom door again.
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
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I have chosen to follow in the steps of Merlin and Ze: http://tr.im/intersplensary
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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One less living Best Buy employee means a better world, amirite guys? Hey by the way, did you know there's no Game Genie for Halo?
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
3 days, 19 hours agoView original
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@strutting Yo dawg I herd you like twitters so I retweeted yo twitter so you can read yo twitter while u twitter
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
4 days, 14 hours agoView original
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OH: "Monday I'm giving a report to my boss at Blogger about our new Twitter marketing plan. Really stoked! No, I've been offline, why?"
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
4 days, 15 hours agoView original
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YOU GUYS IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE THEN TOM WILL DELETE TWITTER AND KILL YOUR FIRST KISS
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
4 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Been trolling Favrd all day every day for my Twitter book. I think of 4-9 PST as the opening act before Merlin's headliner.
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
5 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Whenever I check someone's icon in full size, I whisper to Twitter, "enhance image."
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
5 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Aw, that's a neat opinion. I liked it more when I read it where you did.
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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New plan: Only making friends with people whose names would make good whiskey brands. Jay Hathaway, Rex Sorgatz, Melissa Grant, you're good.
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
6 days, 8 hours agoView original
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NOT KIDDING: Friend tells me his family ordered a Snuggie and it never came. Snuggies are the Madoff scandal of 2009! http://tr.im/snuggies
nick (Nick Douglas) from on high
6 days, 10 hours agoView original
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