I've started randomly telling people to "Put it on the wiki." Without any context or reason. Making it my dada "Talk to the hand."
hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) from Western Third of the Western T
45
We'll never get these guys to quit saying "FAIL." At this point, it's in their DNA. Like steampunk, Cheetos, and crying while masturbating.
hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) from Western Third of the Western T
29
I unfairly judge whoever lands in my Twitter stream next to Obama. "I spoke in Jordan and just landed in Israel." "I ate hamburger. Yummy!"
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from iPhone: 34.053390,-118.376055
28
PEOPLE the battery life appears less because YOU CAN'T PUT THE DAMNED THING DOWN.
rands from los gatos, ca
24
My life would feel at least 3% less ironic if I could always remember how to spell "embarrassing."
hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) from Western Third of the Western T
21
I get the impression a lot of you making these "EPIC *AIL" jokes are just homophoning it in.
nostrich from United Kingdom
21
If you obsessively brush and re-brush your teeth like I do, raise your hand! Now raise your other hand to keep things even!
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
21
Borders hides their poetry section better than your dad hides his affairs.
scottsimpson (Scott Simpson) from iPhone: 37.381515,-122.115814
19
The best thing about having body hair is all the great lather. I'll bet Tom Selleck looks like a giant loofah in the shower.
scottsimpson (Scott Simpson) from iPhone: 37.381515,-122.115814
18
Girls, remember that time you let him a) do that and b) take a photo because it was so awesome? Yeah, that’s up on Photobucket now.
textism (Dean Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
18
Every genuine artist fears the day his talent dies. Hemingway shot himself, Ingmar Bergman quit directing, Mike Myers made The Love Guru.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from iPhone: 40.745087,-73.971863
17
At last! Now that I have this Wordpress app on my iPod Touch, I can neglect my blog from virtually *anywhere*.
fedge (Jeff Barszcz) from Seattle
18
"Jesus Christ rises, announces Apple is the Chosen Company; stock down $30 in after-hours trading."
wilshipley (Wil Shipley) from iPhone: 47.675667,-122.290977
18
Barry Zito! The shouting man in Section 122, Row 28, Seat 8 has some salient tips regarding your curveball!
scottsimpson (Scott Simpson) from iPhone: 37.381515,-122.115814
18
Thank goodness I have my iPhone while I'm waiting in line for the iPhone. Oh god I'm insane.
BobbyAndersen (Bobby Andersen) from iPhone: 37.748947,-122.430252
18
Remember 1999, when McCain got to be everyone's favorite hot shit independent maverick? I bet he remembers, too. Then I bet he cuts himself.
Remiel from Manchester, Vermont VT
16
Your children will eventually die. The Holocaust was planned, and executed. AIDS is still incurable. And Indiana Jones 4 cost $185,000,000.
Remiel from Manchester, Vermont VT
16
1. Launch Twitterrific.
2. Check if people are still doing that thing.
3. Immediately quit Twitterrific and wait a few more hours.
gruber (John Gruber) from Philadelphia
15
Whenever my daughter does something really cool, I start crying.
Because, I seriously think her mom lied about me being her father.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
15
"It has the consistency of semen..." From the 'things I didn't ever want to hear from my little sister' file.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
15