Sometimes I think this kid is a genius. And then he says something like, "Mama, Superman has a pretty good disguise!"
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
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Woman with LV bag and $90 shoes on her baby paid with foodstamps. I noticed. That shit this week made me a fucking Republican, didn't it?
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
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Jonas just asked me, in an exasperated voice, "Did you pick up my dry cleaning?" I don't know what to say to that, but he seems PISSED.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
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@benjibot So you would just BUY underwear and wear it straight out of the package? Sweet Jesus, I feel faint.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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@manton You're sweet. John never remembers to get Jonas business trip gifts. I, however, asked him to bring back @chockenberry for me.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Confession: If that gay black baby joke flopped I was going to tell you my husband hijacked my computer. Everybody already hates him anyway.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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Watching my husband pack for a trip makes me nervous because he is SO TOTALLY DOING IT ALL WRONG.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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I should write campaign slogans. "MCCAIN: He can't even LOOK left!" What, it's only OK when he talks about it?
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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@joymoody My boy has a crush on Palin. This is not funny.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Every time Sarah Palin comes up on TV, Jonas says, "I love her." WHY IS HE DOING THIS TO ME?
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Convention music is the Stray Cays doing Rock This Town. They should play Sexy and 17.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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I'm so glad this is the last night of the convention. My heart cannot take any more. Frankly, though, I'm most worried about my liver.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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That tweet was OK, right? I mean, some of my best friends are gay black babies.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Above all, I pray that Bristol Palin's baby is healthy. But I also pray that it's gay and black.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Her stupid joke was OLD. I always heard it as, "What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?"
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
3 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Fuck this. Turn on John Stewart.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Why do they keep cutting to Cindy McCain? We all know she's high.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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@ZappyBox I am in no way an "internet personality." Also, he get 1000's of emails per day. He rarely answers MINE.
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Is anyone else in the mood to watch Fargo?
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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"When my daughter gets knocked up, I can afford to take care of it. When poor teenagers get pregnant, well, they're fucked."
AmyJane (Amy Jane Gruber) from Philadelphia
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