Revulvautionary Choad.
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This garlic could use more garlic.
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My cat and I are living in a state of mutual fear.
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There's no shame in what I just ate. Not at all.
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No need to be afraid. It's real love. I mean, SOUP. It's real SOUP.
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So hungry. Pretty much anything containing butter and garlic could get you into my pants right now. It's cute how you think I'm kidding.
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Man, I can harmonize to fucking anything. This Jason Mraz album just proved that.
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Looking at apartments... Oh, nice patios but does 'heavy gang activity' mean what I think it means?
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Also: Julie Andrews is a total whore.
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I wish I cared about Macworld. If I wasn't so busy cramming lyrics to shitty showtunes in order to make a living I might care. #CATSBALLADS
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God, why is it so dark in here? *Moves pillow from over face* Oh, that's much worse.
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Best diet EVER. Goes like this: I have roughly $10.00 to live on for the next 2 weeks. Shootin' for that chic sunken-in, innocence-lost look
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11 am. I am pretty damn calm for day one of major life upheaval. Cheers, me.
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Hey, have you guys noticed that salvaged Hershey's poured over 100 calorie Kettle Corn tastes a little like bitter divorce? Just me? M'okay.
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Threw away chocolate syrup this morning in a defiant act of lifestyle change. Just gonna dust off these coffee grounds here. Mmselfloathing.
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The thing about dumping a huge heap of cinnamon into your coffee is that it ruins your coffee.
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Being knocked senseless has it's perks. No, wait. No, it does not.
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@phyllisstein have we met at a MTN? I'm usually the girl lifted up on shoulders for the Defying Gravity key change. #professionalfruitfly
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If I was a midget with epilepsy I'd totally open a pizza joint. What would I name it? Little Seizures. *thankyoupleasetipyourwaiter*
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Death by snow. I want to punch the earth in the face.
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