I just felt a pang of nostalgia for High School. Please contact an ambulance immediately.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
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@riebschlager I gave all my considerate clothes to my considerate friends!
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
18 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
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@LILWAYNESWORLD Just for you, BFFL, i think it's gonna be wethotamericanplumber.biz. Is it dirty? You'll have to click to find out!
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
19 hours, 1 minute agoView original
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Want to re(re-re-re)-take-up blogging, so I'm thinking about buying a domain name to make me update more. That totally works, right?
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
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Actually, can someone text me during church if there's an iPhone nano?
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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I'm going to church instead of refreshing a liveblog of Schiller. Y'all have your religion, I have mine.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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Ev'ning, sir. Ah received a complaint that this vicinity was out of toilet paper? [beatbox bad techno] [hand him TP while unsexily gyrating]
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Answer: Because you're the type of idiot that would buy this book. Question: http://is.gd/eBFY
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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A primer: @phylhrmnix is pronounced fill-har-MON-icks; he is my best friend, evil twin, and favorite TwILF; and it's his birthday today ♥
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Oops, meant to tweet that under my other handle, @Remiel.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Got small shelf at work with pre-written answers to common questions I get. Now, I can just say "let me pull an answer out of my Ask Rack!"
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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@communicatrix Alternately: How do you know you're not watching a Kosher movie?
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Come visit us in rapidly gentrifying Bed-Stuy! Bed-Stuy: You Almost Never Hear Any Gun Shots At Night™
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
4 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Really, Flickr? I'm the only person who's used the tag "Internet Pretty"? I think a few people need to make a resolution to be more honest.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Found a roach in the fridge. After the cursing and before the killing and cleaning, I have to admit, there was a sincere "well played, sir."
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Happy Christmas, Rachel
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Fashion tip for heterosexual males: Tasteless as it is to wear a "Boobies Make Me Smile" shirt, it's even grosser if *you* have boobies.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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God bless us, every wii.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Rejoice, for unto us a Wii is given!
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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I'm sensitive, so I named my vagina after a Dylan song, "Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands." (Where sad-eyed prophets say/ that no man comes)
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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