apparently breastfeeding is when you take a chicken breast from popeyes and squeeze the grease into the baby's mouth.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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my new years date is passed out. level of suprise? zero. he did have two whole beers. and me. more than enough.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
6 days, 16 hours agoView original
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every year i pick the stupidest movie i can think of and bring it for xmas. this year: get smart. family in hysterics. adopt me. please.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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jokingly told my family i was pregnant. aunt said she was happy i chose life. told her i felt bad about the last two abortions.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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my grandparents just drove my parent's car into a tree. so i lent them mine. am i drunk or just dumb? you decide.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
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almost Christmas-storied myself blowing on @harraton's frozen metal keyhole. I recommend not putting mouth directly on surface.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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my desk looks like a christmas hersheys kisses bomb went off. Foil shrapnel covers everything. including any work i should be doing.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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http://is.gd/cguK someone brought the cute to the christmas card. someone didnt.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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sometimes i get girdle and griddle confused. either way, slap some butter on that shit and make it hot!
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
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joost might give hulu a run for its money. better selection, dirty name. cross between jizz & juice. there's a snoop song there somewhere.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
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I see @CcSteff's 1 attached ppt paper towel slide and raise you 1 attached ppt slide that says (in plain text) "holiday party 9-11am"
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
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have been dubbed the Ghost of Christmas Bitch by the office. i like it.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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nothing says competitive swim season like girls shaving really strange parts of each other in the lockerroom shower.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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perhaps me telling my boss "i am unavailable to service your clients for the rest of the day" could have been phrased better.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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i think he broke his shoulder so i'd have to get on top. crafty. gotta give him credit for that.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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working with multiple spreadsheets is like having an orgy. no one gets enough attention and by the end you dont know who's leg that is.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
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i just made my instant cream of wheat with coffee. its like a breakfast burrito, but runny.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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dont keep your exacto knife in your pen-tray. brought to you by the letters E & R.
Erinmack (Erin Mackin) from Pittsburgh
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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