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Today I had sex with a complete stranger in an abandoned van down by the river. I can't decide whether to be proud or troubled. Proubled??

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I'm doing laundry for the first time in 2009, and I found some poppers in the pants pocket of my New Year's oufit. That, and my ass hurts.

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I just found out that an ex-girlfriend is now a "practicing lesbian." Man, I *knew* I should have never introduced her to sushi.

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Heading to a family Christmas party. I hear there'll be some distant cousins going, so this mistletoe belt buckle might work double duty.

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Just watched "Journey to the Center of the Earth." 1) When did Brendan Fraser become such a bad-ass? 2) It needed more chicks in loincloths.

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My roommate thinks my pal Darci's too loud. But, she IS quiet when my balls are in her mouth. No one can say I don't do my part around here.

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Just got shot down in front of a bunch of people. Almost as awkard as the time my mom caught me baiting the cat with grape jelly on my tip.

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I'm applying HEAD ON directly to my ball sac in hopes that it'll lead to me getting some head tonight. Hey, it's worth a shot.

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I just spent a some quality time with my dick this evening. As madcap as our adventures were, however, nothing explains this nasty splinter!

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