Ok, I saw a commercial for Netzero...
There's still dial-up?! How is anyone supposed to get robot arms w/dial-up still available?
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4 hours, 55 minutes agoView original
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"Look, if you just stick it in the hole, I *promise* exciting things will happen."
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22 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
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After the 3rd pregnancy dream and waking up in a cold sweat, screaming, I looked up getting my tubes tied.
And began drinking.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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And I have no idea if that even made any sense because it's fucking 2:30am and I'm not sleeping. Still.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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If 1am is that cute girl who lives next door that you don't mind seeing on occasion, 2:30am is her ugly cousin that you just knocked up.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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WHY AM I AWAKE?!
Oh right, the 30something cups of coffee...
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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There. Their. They're.
Just sayin'.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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Steve Jobs is skinny? Damn, I miss everything.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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Introduced the 5yo to Jim Henson's work by watching Muppets Take Manhattan. She loved it & learned it's okay to marry outside your species.
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2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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It was one thing that my Wii Fit age was, let's just say "old". But there was no need for the hysterical laughter while giving me my age.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 16 hours agoView original
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ShamWow? More like ShAmazing, amirite?
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Had 2nd dream about pregnancy. This time I had 3 *sets* of twins, back to back.
I think it's time to just go ahead and seal up my vagina.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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I've had so many Dr. Peppers tonight that either there's an earthquake or my eyeballs are shaking.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 13 hours agoView original
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I might be confused by the rules, but those Colts boys are sure nice to help the Chargers win the game.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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I haven't heard this much about Phish since I went to a HFS festival while high on drugs in 1996.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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It doesn't matter how many eggs I make perfectly, the ones that are mine: the yolks break. Every. Single. Time.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 17 hours agoView original
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How's that saying go, "For every door that closes, a window opens so you can jump out of it" ?
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
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I just watched an entire episode of Real Housewives of NYC. Please let us never speak of this again.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
4 days, 1 hour agoView original
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@lindstifa CUTEST PUPPY EVAR! I want to eat his cute little face.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
4 days, 2 hours agoView original
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@NickiHiss Wow, there's fucktards and then there are supreme douchenozzle fucktards. I'd cut a bitch, if I was you.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
4 days, 15 hours agoView original
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