Highlight of breffis, Sunday, January 4th, Waffle House in Loovul: someone yelling from the kitchen "I'm mindin' mah grits!"
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Back in California... I rang in the new so exquisitely that here it is six days later and my new is still ringing.
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"zoom into nano" - display at the louisville science museun, or granny porn?
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4 hour layover in ATL means @joethepeacock takes me to a local pub and endrunkifies me. pretty sure he was also giving me the eye.
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guys on plane who look like shoebombers - 3. guys who look like they could easily take them - 17. including me - 17.5. assessment complete.
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My Oscar Best Pic picks: Frost/Nixon, Milk, Dark Knight, Hot Latina Asses #47, Gran Torino. Remember I went 5/5 last year. I'm good at this.
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My family's excited about Boxing Day. I agreed to a 15-round rematch with my 72-yo aunt. Good footwork, but she just doesn't have the reach.
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When Tony Orlando saw 100 ribbons round the old oak tree, was he guessing, or did he stop to count, or was that some awesome Rain Man thing?
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Boeing runs ads on Meet the Press? Are there impulse buyers? "I like this political analysis but damn, I could sure go for a 787 right now."
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I'm such a regular NyQuil user that they've actually given me a customizable section on their website called MyQuil.
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2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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If they make us take our shoes off at the airport, they should now make all journalists at presidential press conferences go barefoot.
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I've decided to write a glowing, reverential history of haggis. I always wanted to be a haggiographer.
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3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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The meter reader who found Caylee's skull while taking a whiz in the woods definitely earned the cover of "This Week in Public Urination".
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3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Famous #5s, by sexiness and/or hit songs: Jackson, Chanel, Dave Clark, Mambo, Grandmaster Flash & the Furious, MI, Senate Candidate, Keating
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Damn, I forgot to shift my hands on my steering wheel after we set our clocks back. I've been driving at 9 and 1 for weeks now.
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3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I had the best abs workout yesterday, I'm still sore. Downside: the workout was vomiting. Upside: toast, banana and water are now delicious.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I'm always interested in the measure of a man when I first meet him, although it's a little awkward if you start out with the inseam.
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4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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