Today I saw some directionally-challenged birds flying north for the winter. They were in the short flock.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
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Energizer has given in to protests and announced it will discontinue its new "Sexual Battery" product line geared towards the sex-toy market
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
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How the GOP is saving even more money: didn't spend a dime on balloons, but instead inflated all of Levi Johnston's unused condoms.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
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A confused 96-year old Mama McCain onstage, to Cindy: "Carol? Is that you? Nice to see you again, honey, how've you been since he left you?"
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 days, 6 hours agoView original
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"...empower parents with choice... no, not THAT choice..."
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Taking a shot whenever you see a person of color in that crowd has turned out to be the worst. drinking game. evar.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Tonight McCain will share how he endured a POW camp for 5 years. Similarly, tomorrow I'll share how I endured watching the RNC for 4 nights.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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I'd never throw anybody important to me under the bus. I'm not that strong and wouldn't get much distance. I'd sure push them under, though.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 days, 11 hours agoView original
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I don't want to sound weird, is "slammin'" still acceptable slang? Cuz I saw mom naked again and that's still the best way to describe her.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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@verdandi, unless he gave his speech as K-K-K-K-Ken from A F-F-Fish Called W-W-W-W-Wanda. He'd still be on stage even n-n-n-n-... n-n-n-...
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 days, 2 hours agoView original
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I know they just met but someone should tell Palin that McCain will cut Down's Syndrome funding, as wasteful. $10B/month for Iraq? Still OK.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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That was by far Lava soap's most worthwhile investment in product placement since Jules & Vincent and the goddamn-maxipad scene.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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How long was Romney's speech, 10 minutes? Brokaw took 1 minute to piss all over it. He's so eastern* media elite! (*when not in Montana)
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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With just over 24 hours until his big speech, McCain has already begun muttering "do NOT call her vice cunt, do NOT call her vice cunt..."
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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It's tricky to rock a Twit to rock a Twit that isn't shit it's tricky
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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As my former Cub Scout den mother, Peacemom is offended her half-year of executive leadership has been overlooked on the national tickets.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
4 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Lieberman's being chirpy, but the Palin thing stung and he regrets missing his historic opportunity to lose as VP for two different parties.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
4 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Hell, I can dress a moose, too. One time I even paid $100 to undress one. Yeah, I was drunk. If I were sober I could've negotiated it down.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
4 days, 7 hours agoView original
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"Andrea Mitchell on the floor with Senator Brownback." Olbermann wrap-up or is liquor already flowing in Minneapolis?
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
4 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Oh joy, it's that blessed time of year once again on classic-rock radio: the overly-clever ZEPtember, ROCKtober, then EATMEvember.
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