Still playing Fantastic Contraption http://fantasticcontraption.com/ Stuck on "Up The Stairs"
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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McCain calls Palin "...the best looking cunt I could find on such short notice." ( http://tinyurl.com/5ac3x2 ) I will mock her all day.
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Sarah Palin is a beauty pageant losing, pot smoking, gun toting moose eater from a town of 8,000. Sadly, all of that is true.
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Barack Roll your Republican friends http://tinyurl.com/5c3kak DO wait for the lyrics!
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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Wife: "Why shouldn't I use Microsoft Works?" Me:"Because the irony of the name is just too painful."
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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Hopefully today will be at least 72% as productive as yesterday. So far so good as I've already figured out those percentages (w/ pie chart)
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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@wilw Happy b-day, buddy. Don't miss the opportunity for a Fudgy the Whale Cake. Or a Cookie Puss. Or a Cookie O'Puss.
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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TRON 2 (called TR2N) trailer on Gizmodo http://tinyurl.com/5scpr9 Nergasm.
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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The taste of panda makes me wonder why the hell I've been eating cow and chicken all these years.
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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Awesome website ideas that I'll never actually do #47: www.goldengirlsdeathwatch.com What? Too soon?
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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At my local library they have a copy of the Iliad for blind readers. EPIC BRAILLE What? Everybody's doing it. http://tinyurl.com/6jknv7 See?
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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Oh sweet. For $31.95 I can be both fat AND drunk! http://tinyurl.com/6le4sy p.s. You had me at nipple pic.
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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Hey, Monday -the Lame Weekday Store called. They're out of you.
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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Best Imagined Tweet: "Having the worst sex ever. I don't know, I just can't seem to get into it." (from txt)
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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"I don't have a favorite ANYTHING" says Mr. gray-jumpsuit guy, using some computer in some house somewhere, not clicking the favorite-star
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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I just can't stop with the animated GIFs today http://tinyurl.com/5osuut "I made you some toast"
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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I spend 95% of my treadmill time making desperate bargains with myself."That ice cream cake might suddenly spoil if we don't get home quick"
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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Tugg Speedman for the Panda Relocation Foundation. http://tinyurl.com/6otsde Um. WTF or FTW?
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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An umbrella with built-in brass knuckles http://tinyurl.com/5zdft2 Perfect for mugging Mary Poppins.
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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"Hobo Vagina is now following you" is not an email I expected to read this morning.
GorillaSushi (Jason Phillips) from Aurora, IL USA
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