Kids are back in school today. There are not words full of enough joy and happiness to describe how I'm feeling at this moment.
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Dear Wii Fit, Since you said my Wii Fit age was 21 tonight I think we can be friends. At least until you tell me I'm old and fat tomorrow. S
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Notice from doc today in the mail said I needed to make an appointment. I am "due for a Pap Smear in January, 2004." I need a time machine.
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The kids have decided they'd just like to live on Pocky. For today I just may let them.
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Kid #3 has sprayed 1/2 a can of air freshener around the house. It smells like a Christmas bordello up in here.
Hello_Nurse (Sara) from The Low Country
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Left one kid with grandma. Need to pawn the other 2 off on someone and see about actually getting stuff done. As if...
Hello_Nurse (Sara) from The Low Country
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Just one sign of many that Julia needs some spelling help - She wants another stuffed animal from "Bildabaer."
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Saw a hitchhiker today. The fact that he was carrying a huge iron pan may have made his success rate kinda low. Or the face tattoo?
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Actually, I'd just like to have a day when I can be a warped 3 year old. Maybe without having to use the little plastic potty though.
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Logan's command that I not look at him or talk to him is making things very interesting today. I'd like to try it out sometime too.
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Beren took a creative bite out ofthe middle of his chicken nugget. I said it made it look like a canoe. He said that it was a bra. Duh, mom!
Hello_Nurse (Sara) from The Low Country
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Their enlightening and uplifting e-mail will surely make the use of their products less dirty, nasty, naughty, kinky... um, I need a moment
Hello_Nurse (Sara) from The Low Country
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Nice to know that some of the proceeds from dildo and anal beads goes to help feed hungry children and the Make-a-Wish Foundation.
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E-mail from naughty purveyor states that they "donated over 25% of our profits to charities worldwide." A moral redemption for my purchases?
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Kid #1 acted as if she were dying this morning to evade school. Apparently playing Wii Mario Kart has miraculous healing powers.
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I must have fallen out of bed in the night and got a pretty good knock to the head. I just cleaned the bathroom.
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If kids were what they eat then I'd have a fruit rollup, a chicken nugget, and a bowl of mac-n-cheese. Their daddy would be a Cheeto.
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After the extraction he gave me a high five and said "thanks mom, that's been in there 5 days." He couldn't explain how it got there though.
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I asked Beren what he wants from Santa and he said he wants Star Wars toys and "piece of the world." He may be confused but he sure is sweet
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The boy told me that he loves me and that my armpits smell nice. I guess that's an awesome compliment from a 5 year old.
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