Well, there you have it, people. Utterly irrefutable evidence that Steve Jobs is dying.
Investors, synchronise your panic buttons.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
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@califmom Hey, anyone gives you shit about it, I'll personally rough 'em up for you... Just as soon as I can drag myself out of bed.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
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Oh, for fuck's sake, Twitter. Stop eating the stars people give me! I need them for my fragile ego.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
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@crispycracka Been happening to me too for at least a month. Twitter is angry and vengeful, and is doing other unseemly things to me also.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Spent Friday night dismantling 3 dead hard drives for shits and giggles. Someday I hope to know what the sex with other people feels like.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
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@NickiHiss Man, I'd really like to know who the douchenozzle is so I can savagely unfollow them, and by unfollow I mean cockpunch.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Whoa! Whoa! You mean to say they infuse a humble cracker WITH chocolate? is that even possible? Actually, how is that not compulsory.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Ok, iPhone we need to talk. Five *Pet Shop Boys* songs in a row falls into some strange definition of "random" I'm not familiar with.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Getting Things Done with Unicorns, Motherfucker™ just isn't cutting it these days.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Crap, I forgot to call my brother yesterday, but I dreamt I did.
I need to switch to some sort of reality based time management system.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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@badventcalendar Oh yes, In search of the birth of Favrd, the journey of the three wise-asses.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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OH at Xmas: "It's like making sausage with your mouth, you just can't do it".
The context is really rather irrelevant don't you think?.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Christmas booty list:
1. A paper weight
2. There is no 2
And that, my friends, is another atheist family Christmas in the can.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Oh family. You can't kill them, you can't something else that's not as much fun.
Merry Christmas each and every one of you fuckers.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Dog just had a massive seizure and didn't die. I'm call it a Christmas miracle, either that or just seriously fucked up.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
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@califmom Seriously though, break a leg or a fallopian tube. Which ever is appropriate good luck for this kind of situation.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Whenever @jonathancoulton shows up in my tweet stream I'm momentarily shocked by his masturbatory avatar. Then I realise I'm the pervert.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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@Kalli for your lulz, http://twitpic.com/u65m
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Uh oh, I think I caught the diabetus.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I have a cup of coffee, 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts and a complete lack of willpower. I beg of you, someone please dial the diabetes hotline.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
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