Well, there you have it, people. Utterly irrefutable evidence that Steve Jobs is dying.
Investors, synchronise your panic buttons.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 days, 6 hours agoView original
@califmom Hey, anyone gives you shit about it, I'll personally rough 'em up for you... Just as soon as I can drag myself out of bed.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
Oh, for fuck's sake, Twitter. Stop eating the stars people give me! I need them for my fragile ego.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
@crispycracka Been happening to me too for at least a month. Twitter is angry and vengeful, and is doing other unseemly things to me also.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
Spent Friday night dismantling 3 dead hard drives for shits and giggles. Someday I hope to know what the sex with other people feels like.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
@NickiHiss Man, I'd really like to know who the douchenozzle is so I can savagely unfollow them, and by unfollow I mean cockpunch.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
Whoa! Whoa! You mean to say they infuse a humble cracker WITH chocolate? is that even possible? Actually, how is that not compulsory.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 1 day agoView original
Ok, iPhone we need to talk. Five *Pet Shop Boys* songs in a row falls into some strange definition of "random" I'm not familiar with.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 3 days agoView original
Getting Things Done with Unicorns, Motherfucker™ just isn't cutting it these days.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 5 days agoView original
Crap, I forgot to call my brother yesterday, but I dreamt I did.
I need to switch to some sort of reality based time management system.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 5 days agoView original
@badventcalendar Oh yes, In search of the birth of Favrd, the journey of the three wise-asses.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 6 days agoView original
OH at Xmas: "It's like making sausage with your mouth, you just can't do it".
The context is really rather irrelevant don't you think?.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 6 days agoView original
Christmas booty list:
1. A paper weight
2. There is no 2
And that, my friends, is another atheist family Christmas in the can.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 6 days agoView original
Oh family. You can't kill them, you can't something else that's not as much fun.
Merry Christmas each and every one of you fuckers.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 6 days agoView original
Dog just had a massive seizure and didn't die. I'm call it a Christmas miracle, either that or just seriously fucked up.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
@califmom Seriously though, break a leg or a fallopian tube. Which ever is appropriate good luck for this kind of situation.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Whenever @jonathancoulton shows up in my tweet stream I'm momentarily shocked by his masturbatory avatar. Then I realise I'm the pervert.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
@Kalli for your lulz, http://twitpic.com/u65m
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
Uh oh, I think I caught the diabetus.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
I have a cup of coffee, 12 Krispy Kreme doughnuts and a complete lack of willpower. I beg of you, someone please dial the diabetes hotline.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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