Me: "What are you trying to do to me?" She: "Teach you to swim." Me: "I thought you were going to rape me." Not sure if I'm disappointed now
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
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That thing on the back of the roof of my mouth is so annoying it has to be cancer.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
6 hours, 13 minutes agoView original
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So, to re-itirate my breakfast: Pork tenderloin and homemade chips. The rest is just gravy. #didIdoitright?
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
6 hours, 26 minutes agoView original
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Beat this: I'm having a breakfast of pork filet steak, home made potato chips and pepper sauce. At five o'clock.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
6 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
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No lens today either so I decided to just sleep the day away in depression. Dreamt the dog had a smashing cardigan.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
7 hours, 57 minutes agoView original
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Screw it. Just give me a 17" MacBook Pro now. Why am I fighting it? Besides lack of funds, that is.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
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Wondering at what point @kringlan breaks down and buys me a nose hair trimmer.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
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Does MTV's Made need a new tag line? 'Cause I have one: "MTV's Made: Teaching Pigs To Fly."
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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Ohmygod. Patton Oswalt's blog on MySpace might actually pardon the existence of MySpace. He's the Jason Statham of MySpace.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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I love 30 Rock so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. #30RockdoesnotrepresentTinaFey #honest
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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Microwaving After Eights to use as sauce for ice cream? Clever but futile.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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When is euthanasia justifiable? Right when I start dressing like Charlie Sheen's character in that TV show of his. Any way you can, kill me.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 2 hours agoView original
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@abigvictory You're not properly manly unless you can concede to the awesomeness of Justin Timberlake.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Due to having watched "Tropic Thunder" the lads' favourite word at the moment seems to be "motherfucking".
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Using Twitter, iCal, Lightroom, Flickr and Adium logs to reconstruct when I've been working so I can fill unemployment forms in correctly in
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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I've long been convinced the Icelandic minister of church and judicial matters was a wanker but now I think he's an idiot as well. Surprise?
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
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Moses may have lead the Jews out of the desert but you led me back onto the leaderboard. Suck on that, Moses.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
4 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Repeated Twitter pattern: Me getting drunk, listening to The Smiths and then expounding, in tweets, how Johnny Marr is the best guitarist.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
4 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Found a cheap Nikkor-P 105mmm f/2.5 AI and I'm pretty much shaking with ureasonable lust at the moment.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
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I haven't received 14 @favrd's in ages and still I don't make the leaderboard. What do I have to do to get there? Go full retarded?
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
4 days, 4 hours agoView original
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