Me: "What are you trying to do to me?" She: "Teach you to swim." Me: "I thought you were going to rape me." Not sure if I'm disappointed now
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 hour, 12 minutes agoView original
That thing on the back of the roof of my mouth is so annoying it has to be cancer.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
6 hours, 13 minutes agoView original
So, to re-itirate my breakfast: Pork tenderloin and homemade chips. The rest is just gravy. #didIdoitright?
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
6 hours, 26 minutes agoView original
Beat this: I'm having a breakfast of pork filet steak, home made potato chips and pepper sauce. At five o'clock.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
6 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
No lens today either so I decided to just sleep the day away in depression. Dreamt the dog had a smashing cardigan.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
7 hours, 57 minutes agoView original
Screw it. Just give me a 17" MacBook Pro now. Why am I fighting it? Besides lack of funds, that is.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
Wondering at what point @kringlan breaks down and buys me a nose hair trimmer.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
Does MTV's Made need a new tag line? 'Cause I have one: "MTV's Made: Teaching Pigs To Fly."
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
Ohmygod. Patton Oswalt's blog on MySpace might actually pardon the existence of MySpace. He's the Jason Statham of MySpace.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
I love 30 Rock so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. #30RockdoesnotrepresentTinaFey #honest
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
Microwaving After Eights to use as sauce for ice cream? Clever but futile.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
When is euthanasia justifiable? Right when I start dressing like Charlie Sheen's character in that TV show of his. Any way you can, kill me.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 2 hours agoView original
@abigvictory You're not properly manly unless you can concede to the awesomeness of Justin Timberlake.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
Due to having watched "Tropic Thunder" the lads' favourite word at the moment seems to be "motherfucking".
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
Using Twitter, iCal, Lightroom, Flickr and Adium logs to reconstruct when I've been working so I can fill unemployment forms in correctly in
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
I've long been convinced the Icelandic minister of church and judicial matters was a wanker but now I think he's an idiot as well. Surprise?
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
Moses may have lead the Jews out of the desert but you led me back onto the leaderboard. Suck on that, Moses.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
4 days, 1 hour agoView original
Repeated Twitter pattern: Me getting drunk, listening to The Smiths and then expounding, in tweets, how Johnny Marr is the best guitarist.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
4 days, 2 hours agoView original
Found a cheap Nikkor-P 105mmm f/2.5 AI and I'm pretty much shaking with ureasonable lust at the moment.
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
I haven't received 14 @favrd's in ages and still I don't make the leaderboard. What do I have to do to get there? Go full retarded?
Kalli (Karl Gunnarsson) from Falun, Sweden
4 days, 4 hours agoView original
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