Did you ever type out a really mean Tweet, delete it, then for a split second panic because you aren't sure if you hit "update" instead? No?
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
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Co-worker: You smell good. What's that called?
Me: It's called shower.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
5 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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Think about it. Vibrators don't get pissed when you go out to the bar, hate all your friends or have a bitchy mom who's a shitty cook.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
15 hours, 44 minutes agoView original
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You know, I really can't understand why all my girlfriends are getting married when there's such a wide variety of vibrators available.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
15 hours, 53 minutes agoView original
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You can suck a dick, Tuesday. I'm so over you.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
23 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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I'm quitting my job and going to work at the zoo. At least the monkeys *there* are cute.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Two gf's in 2 weeks have asked me to be a bridesmaid in their weddings.
I'm so not ready to acquire the "always a bridesmaid" complex yet.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
1 day, 3 hours agoView original
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Watching Antique Roadshow. You be the judge of the current state of my life.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Feeling bad about the $34 eye trio I bought at Sephora Sat. Afraid the only way to console myself is to buy another tube of red lipstick.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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Your sly attempt to cover up your after-lunch shit was foiled when you sprayed so much air freshener I could taste it outside the bathroom.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
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Good morning Tweeps. I don't think I could get through today without knowing you're all (mostly) suffering right along with me.
Thanks.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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You guys would like my sister. She's playing Oregon Trail and her wagon is stuck in the mud, but she wont dump any of her 436 lbs. of bacon.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
2 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Coll: And she had these posters, and they glew in the dark.. Me: It's glowed. Not glew. Coll: No it's glew. Like the stars glew brightly.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Coll: I was getting bad headaches, so I went to the optimologist and... Katie. Why are you laughing? It's not funny. It was *very* serious.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
4 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Sitting on Colleen's couch watching her write Thank You cards to her students for their Christmas gifts. Friday night fun, out of conrol.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
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I miss 2008 like I miss French braids.
Some things are just so hard to say goodbye to.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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I'm convinced Leonardo DiCaprio will only star in movies he gets to cry in.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
5 days, 16 hours agoView original
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If I hear any more pleas for shorty award votes I might fucking kill someone. And don't ask people to vote for you. It's counterproductive.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
6 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Dena's getting married and asked if I'd be a bridesmaid. It's a lot of work getting shitty and blowing a groomsman, but I'll give it my all.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
6 days, 21 hours agoView original
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My big plans for tonight include finding a nearby couch, sitting on it, drinking anything that is handed to me, and watching the ball fall.
KatyDidSays (Katie Fish) from Erie, Pa.
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