Dear iPhone, how is it that we've known each other for so long and yet you still think I'm talking about needs when I clearly mean nerds?
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
@Moltz Exactly. McCain needs to defuse not just his rowdy followers at rallies, he needs to make his campaign stop inciting it with ads.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 days, 11 hours agoView original
"McCain likes to use carrier pigeons, but lately, we've been having a problem with Sarah Palin shooting them down."
http://bit.ly/2Z9qHa
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
@CcSteff you'd need to be a similarly gay state for that to work. Like California. CA-CT, happily ever after.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 days, 18 hours agoView original
You know, observing the Favrd Leaderboard I'm noticing that unless you're hung like crazy, a woman, or have kids, you're basically… @nick
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
Sarah Palin: "Who IS Barack Obama?"
Well, maybe if you'd, say, picked up a newspaper or so in the past 20 months, you'd know.
Just sayin'.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
Wes communicates effectively something I've been wanting to say: Republicans, don't you want the NICE Republicans back?
http://bit.ly/4s2sb1
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
4 days, 5 hours agoView original
@smadden The Big Bang is calling, it wants its investments in energy back.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
4 days, 8 hours agoView original
Nailing Jello to the wall
That dont bother me at all
Playing campaigner till dawn
Wishing I had Air Force 1
Don't tell me I've nothing to do
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
4 days, 17 hours agoView original
Me: I think I need to go to the lost & found.
Him: Why?
Me: Well…
…
…
…I lost my train of thought.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
5 days, 11 hours agoView original
Two weeks of election debates + Favrd have made me toss out more gold stars than a fucking Mario Sunshine level.
#debate08 #yaygamers
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
5 days, 18 hours agoView original
Hey McCain, know which asshole move you'll never live down? That one.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
6 days, 7 hours agoView original
Honestly, one bridge to nowhere or 90 Planetaria equipped with the best new technology available? McCain hates science.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
6 days, 8 hours agoView original
McCain: "what I don't know is the future." Someone here: "and now he can explain how he is going to learn it."
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
6 days, 8 hours agoView original
McCain: "I'm not gonna telegraph my punches." Take-away: McCain is still an avid telegraph user.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
6 days, 8 hours agoView original
Shouting on the internet has gone from taboo to being CHOCKLOCK-APPROVED™.
@chockenberry's legacy. I mean, LEGACY.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
6 days, 13 hours agoView original
OH: "I'm at a point where I'm not sure how much money I have."
"Just like… The United States of America."
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
I wonder if any of the House representatives blinked while they screwed us all over.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
Question: in the entire history of Presidential debates, has there *ever* been a candidate who openly stated not to answer the question?
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
McCain is giving up on Michigan.
With one month to go.
Okay.
Way to give a vote of confidence in yourself, Johnny. http://bit.ly/go-you
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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