@tj Man, if you're divvying people in either the coconut-in-chocolate-lovers or the sex-with-dead-ferrets camp, I'm glad I'm in the former!
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
If you can't stand on your own, you can never run together.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
Am I the only one who will wipe lip balm clean after using it while having a cold?
What? SF is dry, yo.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
Oooh, http://html-ipsum.com/ is a rather useful little site to keep in mind. (via @jasonw22 )
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
[geeky tweet [init:code with innuendo]] explicitContent syntax.(Broken();
ERROR: human cock-up.
#generictweet
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
Soooo, Twitter. How about that "Not Right Now" feature, eh? Is it on the schedule? Wait, let me guess, "not right now"?
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Daft Punk is our friend.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
What do you do when you wake four cats up from their naps because you had to go to the restroom? That's right: you give them kisses+cuddles.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
Problem with having fun while cleaning: at one point it's past midnight and while you've cleaned a lot, you've had too much fun nonetheless.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
@echuckles challenge accepted:
Guy dressed up as Santa going "Nice rack!"
And then soiling himself. Sans words.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
ZOMG http://tinyurl.com/62plh8
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
Wow. The (digital) Smiley is approximately 12 days older than I am: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/smiley/ (via @russmaxdesign)
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
"If … interrupted, your computer will beep 9 times when restarting (3 short, 3 long, 3 short)"
Gotta love a computer that sends an S.O.S.!
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
Suzanne, from her office: "Hey Ken?"
Ken, softly spoken from his: "I'm not really here."
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
"Self-made successful internet marketer" with 9 followers on Twitter? Really?
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
I really want Twitter to have a "Not Now" feature. Like, really could use that at the moment.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
@CcSteff I remember when we called each other and shouted 1s and 0s at one another, and sometimes we'd ring chimes as a means of favoriting.
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
So. Many. Cupcakes. @_@
KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA
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