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@tj Man, if you're divvying people in either the coconut-in-chocolate-lovers or the sex-with-dead-ferrets camp, I'm glad I'm in the former!

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

1 week, 3 days agoView original

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KuraFire

If you can't stand on your own, you can never run together.

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

1 week, 4 days agoView original

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KuraFire

Am I the only one who will wipe lip balm clean after using it while having a cold?

What? SF is dry, yo.

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

2 weeks agoView original

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KuraFire

Oooh, http://html-ipsum.com/ is a rather useful little site to keep in mind. (via @jasonw22 )

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

3 weeks agoView original

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KuraFire

[geeky tweet [init:code with innuendo]] explicitContent syntax.(Broken();
ERROR: human cock-up.
#generictweet

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

3 weeks agoView original

teacup 1

KuraFire

Soooo, Twitter. How about that "Not Right Now" feature, eh? Is it on the schedule? Wait, let me guess, "not right now"?

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

3 weeks, 1 day agoView original

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KuraFire

Daft Punk is our friend.

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

3 weeks, 1 day agoView original

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KuraFire

What do you do when you wake four cats up from their naps because you had to go to the restroom? That's right: you give them kisses+cuddles.

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

3 weeks, 1 day agoView original

CcSteff 1

KuraFire

Problem with having fun while cleaning: at one point it's past midnight and while you've cleaned a lot, you've had too much fun nonetheless.

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

3 weeks, 3 days agoView original

CcSteffbadkitty_ 2

KuraFire

@echuckles challenge accepted:

Guy dressed up as Santa going "Nice rack!"

And then soiling himself. Sans words.

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

3 weeks, 4 days agoView original

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KuraFire

ZOMG http://tinyurl.com/62plh8

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

3 weeks, 4 days agoView original

jasmeet 1

KuraFire

Wow. The (digital) Smiley is approximately 12 days older than I am: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/smiley/ (via @russmaxdesign)

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

3 weeks, 5 days agoView original

chris24 1

KuraFire

"If … interrupted, your computer will beep 9 times when restarting (3 short, 3 long, 3 short)"

Gotta love a computer that sends an S.O.S.!

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

3 weeks, 6 days agoView original

chris24 1

KuraFire

Suzanne, from her office: "Hey Ken?"
Ken, softly spoken from his: "I'm not really here."

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

4 weeks agoView original

CcSteffteacup 2

KuraFire

"Self-made successful internet marketer" with 9 followers on Twitter? Really?

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

4 weeks, 1 day agoView original

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KuraFire

I really want Twitter to have a "Not Now" feature. Like, really could use that at the moment.

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

4 weeks, 1 day agoView original

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KuraFire

@CcSteff I remember when we called each other and shouted 1s and 0s at one another, and sometimes we'd ring chimes as a means of favoriting.

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

4 weeks, 1 day agoView original

phillygirl 1

KuraFire

So. Many. Cupcakes. @_@

KuraFire (Faruk Ates) from San Francisco, CA

1 month agoView original

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