Creepy construction guys walking past office staring. I'm thinking of putting a cash slot in the door. Boys, what's a reasonable rate?
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
3 hours, 11 minutes agoView original
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Here's hoping none of the high school boys realize my pants are WAY too big and I forgot a belt.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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How did I ever forget that there was cookie dough in my fridge at work? BEST MONDAY EVAR.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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It seems incredibly appropriate to start the first day back from break by sightreading "Duel of the Fates"
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
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"People who use the word 'bogarting'don't punch people"
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
2 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Turns out things written at 4am on the toilet don't really make that much sense. Screw it, I'll just call it "stream of consciousness".
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Good news! No dead mouse in the toilet when I got home this time!
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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When @whlteXbread falls asleep he says the most random things. Like professing his man love for@twoname. It's all about the beard.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
6 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Another ice storm. Iowa I hate you.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Ahh city driving. Brings out my most ladylike tendencies and creative language.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
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Goat cheese and chorizo for lunch. Driving to parents' this afternoon. I'm guessing no one's going to beg me to do game night tonight.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Watched House right before bed last night & had dreams about the doctors as a vigilante mob. Spinoff? Hollywood, here I come!
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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School closed again today. Woke up at 4:45 anyway. Monday, you truly are a bitch.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Work was closed today. I think i'll take another nap. Man, being a teacher is hard.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Listening to ignorant racist high schoolers explain Islam. Talking about Achmed the dead terrorist. Excuse me, I have to school the idiots.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
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A black eye can be a dignified badge of honor, right? Not just white trashy?
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
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The weatherman is teasing me with talk of eight inches again. Hope your timing is better this time around, buddy.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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The appropriate proposition for a hot amish guy is an invitation to bone behind the barn, right? I'm asking for a friend.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Does my insurance company know something I don't? Got a mailing about prenatal care tips & coverage. Surprise!?
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Furnace @ work is broken. People keep greedily eyeing my clarinet to help fuel the fire in the little timpani. Back off bitches IWILLCUTYOU.
MinorOasis (Dana) from horrifically small town, Iowa
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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