@mrsmoltz Last night I ate burritos huddled over a small table in the dark with @Mike_FTW, @nick & @mulegirl. We discussed Wichtenstein.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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I took in so much second-hand smoke last night I think I just coughed up Mickey Rourke.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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@dmoren And violated.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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I'M SORRY BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STAR YOUR TWEETS. I'M TRYING TO TALK PEOPLE OFF THE LEDGE AFTER THE KEYTASTROPHY.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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Lining up for free sandwiches. So humiliating. Trying to do it ironically but I don't think it's working.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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Those Macworld douche bags thought they were sooo cool getting pulled out of the line. They're like 10 feet ahead of us.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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You know who else herded people into large rooms where there was coffee and pastries?
Uh, wait...
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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This couch in the lounge is sooooo comfortable. I think I'll just shut my eyes and OH, MY GOD, I MISSED THE KEYNOTE.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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Judging by the homeless woman in the lobby, the mood in San Francisco today is optimistic with a chance of "YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT OF HERE!"
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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I'm not sure what @hotdogsladies was drinking last night, but the bottle had three Xs on it and a Mr. Yuck sticker.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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RISE AND SHINE, PEOPLE. PHILNOTE TODAY.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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A lovely evening out with too many twits to name. Apologies to those who I didn't immediately recognize. I had a blow to the head as a kid.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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@mrsmoltz Step 1: sprinkle fish food on intruder. Step 2: open lid to tank. Step 3: GET OUT OF THE WAY.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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I'm here. I drank on the plane so no one could say they had a head start.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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@thedayhascome That is so funny because I've been playing Facebook for months now and I can't figure out how you win. Are there cheat codes?
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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It's a win-win for @mrsmoltz. Either it's a school day tomorrow or her parents and I are stuck here along with her and the boy.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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Uh, OK, the snow is sticking. THE SNOW IS STICKING. Sooo, if I'm not where I'm SUPPOSED TO BE FOR DRINKS TOMORROW IN SF, you'll know why.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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About to go out and grill some fish. In the snow. AS USALLY.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Two Girls, One Cup Ramen. Is that anything?
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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Hank was lying on his little couch watching TV. After he ran off I went to put the couch back. There was a cupcake mushed underneath it.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
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