Everyone in Chicago is being so nice, even on the red line. Does this mean I will be mugged shortly?
MrsHands from Chicago
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any of youse get married in vegas?
MrsHands from Chicago
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Is the dad on Little Bill based on Barack?
MrsHands from Chicago
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i like to sit in the first car right behind the conductor. It feels like I called shotgun first.
MrsHands from Chicago
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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god could 16 minutes go any slower?
MrsHands from Chicago
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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Ranch dressing and Lifetime. Just another day at the office.
MrsHands from Chicago
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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@indefensible What's updog?
MrsHands from Chicago
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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I should only be asked to work a maximum of 2 days a week.
MrsHands from Chicago
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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"Was Q-tip in the Digable Planets?" "No, he was in A Tribe Called Quest" "I knew that, i was just testing you". So white it hurts.
MrsHands from Chicago
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2008 was awesome for me. It probably feels bad to be a downtrodden loser, I wouldn't know.
MrsHands from Chicago
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I JUST THREW A BAT (ANIMAL) IN THE RIVER
MrsHands from Chicago
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Slooter Trapezoid Palin
MrsHands from Chicago
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This train is so jerky I keep biting my freaky concentration tongue
MrsHands from Chicago
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@krabigail That doesn't stop them from some freaky concentration tongue action
MrsHands from Chicago
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all those curds have led to a wardrobe of strictly stretch pants
MrsHands from Chicago
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Roll Fizzlebeef
MrsHands from Chicago
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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anti-rape robot: stoptimus crime
MrsHands from Chicago
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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my vagina's robot: optimus slime
MrsHands from Chicago
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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snotty european robot: optimus rhine
MrsHands from Chicago
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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robot that hates mosquitos: optimus quinine
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2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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